Gatesnaps

@dakinaboi69578 Don’t die bro. Choose a goal and make small steps towards it

今年２９なんだよ。 最後の２０代なんだよ。 恋愛も職も何もしてこなかった。友達と遊ぶことだってしてこなかった。 もう返ってこない青春。甘酸っぱい恋。 死にたいんだ。

@MarinaMystery These are the real questions. Also, hair on girls is never okay.

男の人って女の子のお尻に毛が生えてたら引きますか、、？ まじでケツ毛ってどうやって剃るんですか、、、、、🥲🥲

@Tanukichi_mingo Hello from Texas!

🇺🇸🇯🇵こんにちは！たぬきちです。名前の由来はどうぶつの森というNintendoのゲームです。2024年からお絵描きとXを始めた学生で、最近プラモデルにも挑戦しました。得意料理はパスタ。英検準1級を目指して勉強しています。

@YamabukiOrca At what age do you kamehameha?

日本のツイートを気に入ってくれてる海外ニキに忠告。日本人に忍者の話を尋ねても無駄だよ。忍者について詳しく知っている日本人なんてほとんどいない。ごくごく稀に忍者に精通している特殊な人がいるから、その人に聞くんだ。さもないと……

じゃあアメリカのウォーハンマーオタクの皆さん 一番おいしい肉の焼き方を教えてください

@FumiHawk Americans don’t want the movies that modern Hollywood is churning out. All we can do is not watch the movie and hurt their bottom line. Other than that, we can’t control what they make.

繊細な男性や、キングサイズの男女、戦う女性、同性に恋する人、白人、黒人、ヒスパニック、アジア系、米国映画は多種多様な登場人物があふれてる。 でも陽気でマッチョなイケメンや、ナイスバディな美女が絶滅寸前で個人的に哀しい。 日本人にとっての米国は、今も陽気で大味でマッチョな国なのよ。

@EndWokeness Yes but but we’re not in the mood for rage bate lib hate right now. Back to Japanese Twitter

BBQや普段、肉に使う調味料でおすすめなものありますか？（日本で買えないものでも大丈夫）

@bennyjohnson I could not give less of a shit about this right now. I’m too busy interacting with Japanese twitter.

YIKES. Florida Attorney General reveals Influencer Clavicular could face "A LOT OF TIME behind bars" for viral video of him shooting an alligator. Florida AG James Uthmeier: "He's been arrested, our fish and wildlife commission is deeply involved. This looks like a serious offense—at the end of the day, it could land him A LOT of time behind bars." The Florida AG says Clavicular may be facing YEARS in prison for this offense. Don't Mess With Florida

@pekotaro930 I have a shiba who wont walk more than ten steps before laying down. Is he broken?

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@murdocke @effect_motion_x I’ve bed collecting them

@Gatesnaps @effect_motion_x Lol this Pepe is great

TLに海外のアカウントが流れてくるようになった リプライしてみた 誰も返事くれないじゃん！なんだよ！

@inshi_0 Oh my, my first Japanese post reply. I’m so excited

@Gatesnaps 国、民間企業、産油国との共同備蓄を含めると250日分の備蓄があるよ

I’m so happy about our new Japanese pals. As an American I just want to ask, does uhh, does Japan have oil? Just curious, no biggie.

@CramMcSquam @bush_cat32 Oh man. All i was ever given was the basic kevlar. I was in from 2003-2007

@Gatesnaps @bush_cat32 I kept some of my uniforms and my ACH that I was issued in basic. I was in early enough that I turned in a PASGT that I got from a friend in it's place! The funny thing was that it was a marine corps PASGT getting turned into the army!

助けて！アメリカ大好き

@Sayance1 @AiPinfu2003 I think i missed that one

@Gatesnaps @AiPinfu2003 Is it as gay as the Gundam series where the protagonist defeats all the bad guys by fingering them?

アメリカ人は日本人のタブーも知っておいたほうがいい。 政治と野球と宗教とガンダムの話はあまりしないほうがいい。 特にガンダムは気をつけろ。 原理主義者がいる。

@topher967 @8nuvola Texas claims him. Florida can keep their dirty hands off of him.

@8nuvola Come down to Florida! We can take my GT350 to the beach, find some BBQ and then go to a gun range on the way back

アメリカの方にアメリカ招待されて本当のBBQ食べて射撃してマスタング乗りたい

@8nuvola Come to Texas

@FuturistDog @Sayance1 @AiPinfu2003 Did you forget that violin scene with the sparkles?

@Gatesnaps @Sayance1 @AiPinfu2003 What's gay about the cast of young athletic boys serving in wartime? Ah, okay...

@CramMcSquam @bush_cat32 The only thing i was able to keep was a tan jump suit.

@Gatesnaps @bush_cat32 I was IN GWOT and I still collect it lol

@GhostInDaCode @AiPinfu2003 Yeah i didn’t care but the gene switch was jarring.

@Gatesnaps @AiPinfu2003 Yeah that was one of those slightly gay parts lol but it bothered me very little

All the guys in Gundam Wing were a little gay but no one was gay for Wufei. Was this a deliberate slight against the Chinese?