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Gaze
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Gaze
@GazeAtTheSunset
Political, theological, and Minnesota sports takes from someone who has absolutely 0 expertise on any of these topics. Occasionally writing @AuthorKOS
Area 51 เข้าร่วม Nisan 2023
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This is the jury of my peers I'll have to deal with who sends me to jail for killing a thief who tried to kill me and desecrate my body because I'm white
I have no intention to ever commit a crime, but if I'm ever accused of one, I'll be taking a bench trial 100 times out of 100
Stunna ⛧@wentsickomode
you have to start romanticizing jury duty
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@Stoke63538501 @SleeperMLBTwins The only reason he's still on our team is that he's from Minnesota.
Derek Falvey would never have put up with this, we sold high on Louie Varland the moment we could (ironically, for the guy most likely to get the callup if/when Wallner goes to manage a mcdonalds)
BRING RODEN
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@SleeperMLBTwins Wallner is not paid to get on base, he is paid to knock in those that are on base. He clearly is not doing his job.
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It’s definitely a difficult conversation for the #MNTwins but it might be time to consider sending down Matt Wallner who has one option remaining
Batting .187 striking out nearly 42 percent of the time and he’s already worth -5 DRS
However, it’s still hard to ignore Wallner’s career .812 OPS
Emmanuel Rodriguez and Alan Roden are both killing it at Triple-A and are clearly big league caliber outfielders
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Mick Abel was trying to be Joe Ryan on that last interview Mickey did and now this fella is too
"I'm too cool for this, I just wanna pitch super good, you all are mildly annoying"
They want to emulate JR's cool factor that's all this is
Brandon Warne@Brandon_Warne
A man of many words
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Hit reply (by my standards) follow for terrible MN sports takes and general tomfoolery
Gaze@GazeAtTheSunset
@Brandon_Warne Semen In Woods Richardson
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@Brandon_Warne Dropped strike 3, tried to go before he realized "Oh shit, the bases are loaded, I got nowhere to go"
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Why did Brooks Lee run toward first after that strikeout?
Did he not know how many outs there were?
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“Austin Martin deserves playtime against righties!!”
Yes.
“Trevor Larnach is having a good start to the year and should get more playtime”
Also yes.
Now what
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Oh and he's the highest ranking hitter by WAR on our team, he beats out buxton by a full 0.3 WAR. For comparison, Fernando Tatis Jr. has 0.3 WAR this year TOTAL.
Gaze@GazeAtTheSunset
Austin Martin is the best hitter this team has by BA, OPS, OBP, BB%, and K% I'm not saying we put him in the outfield 7 days a week but can we maybe acknowledge that over the second half of 2025+this year he's earned something better than a strict platoon role
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Austin Martin is the best hitter this team has by BA, OPS, OBP, BB%, and K%
I'm not saying we put him in the outfield 7 days a week but can we maybe acknowledge that over the second half of 2025+this year he's earned something better than a strict platoon role
Twins Talk@LetsTalk_Twins
Your #MNTwins lineup for the first game of the series against the Mets 1. Byron Buxton CF 2. Trevor Larnach LF 3. Josh Bell DH 4. Ryan Jeffers C 5. Kody Clemens 1B 6. Luke Keaschall 2B 7. Matt Wallner RF 8. Royce Lewis 3B 9. Brooks Lee SS Simeon Woods Richardson P
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If you’re a girl, you can get rich filming yourself working out in underwear, waiting until a man enters the frame, looking annoyed, and posting it to TikTok.
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MATT WALLNER YOUR CAREER IS OVER
Twins Central@TwinsCentral1
#MNTwins roster moves now official - 3B Royce Lewis activated from IL - LHP Kendry Rojas recalled from STP for MLB debut - LHP Kody Funderburk placed on the paternity list - RHP Mick Abel placed on the 15 day IL (elbow) The Twins will option a hitter tomorrow for Prielipp.
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ELK RIVER/MONTICELLO/OTSEGO AREA REMAINS UNDEFEATED
Dustin Grage@GrageDustin
The city of Elk River has passed a resolution to restore the old state flag. Minnesota is healing.
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We're getting a whole new bullpen by june lmao
SleeperTwins@SleeperMLBTwins
NEWS The #MNTwins are adding veteran right-handed reliever Luis Garcia on a minor league contract. 39-year-old is a 14-year major league veteran. Pitched in 6 games with the Mets this year. Spent last season with three different team with a 3.42 ERA in 58 appearances.
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