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Gerlad 👕🏐

@Gerlad007

Dublin เข้าร่วม Aralık 2010
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James Shields
James Shields@scaling_shields·
met a guy in dublin who makes €480,000 a year standing outside nightclubs making people wait hes not a bouncer doesnt own any of them works for 8 different clubs across the city each one pays him €5,000 a month his entire job is deciding how slowly the line moves asked him why the clubs pay someone just to slow down their own customers "they used to rush people in. then they worked out a fast line is the same as no line. a slow line of 40 people is the best ad the club can run. every person walking past sees it, assumes its worth waiting for, tells their friends" "so what are you optimising" "the queue should sit at around 12% of interior capacity. 40 ish people. sustained. visible from two streets away. thats the sweet spot" "what if the inside is actually dead" he shrugged "i let 2 in. hold 8 outside for 10 minutes. the 8 are the advertising. doesnt matter if the inside is empty. the street doesnt know" "do the people in the line ever figure it out" "the smart ones realise the line doesnt move because its not supposed to move. they leave. the rest stay because theyve already waited 20 minutes and dont want to waste it" "sunk cost" "i just manage the sunk cost" the numbers: - 8 venues - €5,000 per month each - €480,000 a year - 4 nights a week, 9pm to 2am - one clipboard - zero marketing budget he finished his pint and said the thing i think about every time i see a queue now "the people in the line arent waiting to get in. they are the ad. the clubs just pay me to keep it the right length" the queue isnt waiting for something worth it it IS the worth it human billboard he just keeps it lit
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Gerlad 👕🏐
Gerlad 👕🏐@Gerlad007·
@CkDamo Nice man if you knew him well I heard he owned a place called the Liberty Belle
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Gerlad 👕🏐@Gerlad007·
Tony fucking O’Donoghue - absolute prick. @RTEsoccer bring over half the organisation after getting a new budget from government and this clown is sent out to undermine Coleman and players.
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Jackie Cahill 🖐👍
Jackie Cahill 🖐👍@cahilljackie·
Some bandwagon this Prague trip. Hope the lads who do the aways on a regular basis have the tickets
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Road To Cheltenham
Road To Cheltenham@RoadCheltenham·
👍 Charlie McCarthy on KOPEK DES BORDES, per @Adam_Morgs: "I spoke to Willie and he said it will be maybe Aintree, but certainly Punchestown. "If he didn’t make that mistake at the last he certainly would have won in my eyes." 🌟 Bright future ahead.
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Paul Jacobs
Paul Jacobs@pjacobstipster·
@Racing_Tales He was but most pundits got it wrong it was a moderate strengty in depth Gold Cup
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Racing Tales
Racing Tales@Racing_Tales·
Is that one of the most impressive Gold Cup winning performances we've ever seen from Gaelic Warrior? How did he get beat in the Boodles off 129 🤯😂
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TWL
TWL@TWL_Racing·
The New Lion 🦁 Beaten in the Champion Hurdle 🥉 Surely hes a stayers hurdle horse next season after what we've seen now?
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Gerlad 👕🏐@Gerlad007·
Chalamet worth a scutch in the Oscar’s @JJracing45 sounds like you need a winner
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Owen🐎
Owen🐎@oddzowen·
@Gerlad007 Siri tell me the definition of ‘sarcasm’.
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Rory Fitzgerald
Rory Fitzgerald@roryfitz15·
If you attended the Cheltenham Festival, did you have a good experience?
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Gerlad 👕🏐@Gerlad007·
@FitzBet_ Brisk business all week. Great to see Chips involved too - did me a solid a few years ago with Nina for a club GAA fundraiser pre Chelts - top man.
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Fitzwilliam
Fitzwilliam@Fitzwilliam__·
🗣️Betting Report: Day 3 Mares Novices: Johnny’s been vocal all morning about wanting to take on BAMBINO FEVER, so that’s what we do. £10,000 @ EVS £9,000 @ EVS £5,500 @ 10/11 all layed on the jolly WHITE NOISE wins, 40/1 rag, it’s a great start. Result: +£46,627
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JordanS
JordanS@Shukes014·
Paul Byrne selling Dignam wouldn’t be a confidence booster if you’re a backer…
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