Dave The Suave

@HJB_News__ It's the extra money that's the draw.

David Lammy has said tonight he’ll be entering the Labour leadership race. What are your thoughts?

@HJB_News__ If he bailed out of the EU, the ECHR and sent the navy in to stop the illegals, still no one could trust him.

Keir Starmer will promise to put Britain “at the heart of Europe” in a last ditch attempt to save his premiership. What do you think?

@MsSigSmith My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.

Aww. What a difference a week makes. BDRR.org TT: @BigdogRanchRescueFl ❤️

@TheGAMMONZILLA He would faint at the sight of the tattooists needle.

🚨BREAKING: Starmer reveals makeover ahead of his speech this morning in a desperate attempt to win back voters

@Neccccy The gifts, the prestige.

Why is she still with him?

@PeterBleksley He would still do a better job than Starmer. Plus he's a Yorkshireman haha.

Breaking; Harold Wilson to be exhumed and appointed Deputy PM.

@helen_spirit1 That hang dog, dog whistle look haha. Just desserts for the vile cow.

Well done UK voters 👏 You managed to achieve the unthinkable. Finally wiping the conceited smirk from Bridget Phillipson’s smug face.

3 MIN AGO: Nigel Farage CELEBRATES as Starmer RESIGNS in DISGRACE — King... youtu.be/doSBxeRGw9s?si… via @YouTube Get the rest of the scum out now.

@Keir_Starmer @HarrietHarman Good God he goes from bad to worse, something we thought he had peaked at.

I’m delighted to appoint @HarrietHarman as my Adviser on Women and Girls. Harriet is a strong advocate for women and girls and I know she will deliver greater opportunity for women in public life. I’m committed to tackling structural misogyny that is a barrier for too many women and girls. I look forward to working with Harriet to drive forward action on this important issue.

@ralexander100 @ZiaYusufUK @nadhimzahawi He did nothing for the rape victims other than make it easier for Muslims to carry on their vile trade.

@ZiaYusufUK @nadhimzahawi You are both ridiculous saying things like “a sick joke”. With hindsight the gold sale was a mistake. However, Brown is a formidable politician and intellect who did an excellent job during the 2007/2008 credit crunch. He has a lot more gravitas than any Reform politician.

Gordon Brown sold 395 tonnes of our gold reserves at the bottom of the market, and - stupidly - told the market in advance. Gold has since risen 1500% and the gold he sold would be worth £40 billion more today. Now Starmer brings him back as his Finance Envoy. A sick joke

@RealPeteBennett Face as sour as her vile nature.

She doesn’t look happy does she?

@Neccccy Life's a gas.

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@Girlpatriot1974 Paddling is instinctive haha.

A recently rescued Ridglan Farms Beagle reacts to seeing the ocean for the first time. 🥰🐾

@Jo2901TF This for me was the best thing to wake up to. However i have no doubts more destruction will come if only out of spite, as that is all that he has shown to all and sundry. Let the arguments in the depleted party begin.

Starmer clinging on to power by his fingernails after Labour’s catastrophic local election bloodbath. Hundreds of seats torched, control of council after council lost—including longtime strongholds—and Reform UK surging through the red wall like it owns the place. This is the same man who promised the earth less than two years ago and has delivered chaos, broken pledges, and public fury instead. Yet here he is, defiant and detached, acting as if the voters’ verdict is just ‘mid-term blues’ rather than a full-scale rejection of his leadership. How much more damage does Starmer need to do before Labour admits the obvious? The public has spoken loudly and clearly: they’re done with the spin, the U-turns, and the failure to deliver. Britain deserves better than a Prime Minister hanging on for dear life while his party crumbles around him. The clock is ticking Two Tier Keir! The people aren’t buying what you’re selling anymore.

@helen_spirit1 Great start to my day too lass. They deserve never to be in power again.

Waking up to the news that this pair of sneaky, lying, disingenuous clowns have faced enormous losses in their own backyards has the be the most satisfying result so far. Nowhere in the UK is safe for Labour. They are viscerally despised.

@JackWDart Reap what you sow delusional twat.

I, a Liberal Democrat, just voted tactically for Labour to stop the worst, most dangerous party of my lifetime, winning in my area. Vote tactically today! Keep Reform UK out.

@Neccccy Surprised Larry is not laying into him too haha.

🚨 NOT LONG NOW STARMER !!!!!

@ejames500 Facts for sure.

@Frankplayuke Reform will outperform better than the norm.

That feeling you get when you’ve just voted for Reform UK.

@TheGriftReport Don't give the vile object the oxygen that she craves.

Crazy Carol Vorderman wants you to vote for the Green Party today, don't be crazy like Carol who also told everyone to vote for Labour last time round and look how that ended up...