Old Goat

@crliss21 Since you put it that way.... Twitter is a lot like sex with me... I plan to stay on 30 minutes but usually get off in 5 😐

@DMatusavage @kevinwitvliet00 Finally he says

Steve Bannon is crying, begging and pleading for prosecutors not to lock him up. Should we show the poor guy some mercy?

@CompetielloBob @Super70sSports He walks in and they asked what's shaking Norm....he responds..4 cheeks and 2 chins... give me a beer Coach. 😅

@Super70sSports My favorite is when he walks into the bar and they scream, “Norm!!!” But not in Cheers, some random bowling alley. And Cliff says, “hey, he’s got a life, ya know”. Classic!!!!

“It’s a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I’m wearing Milk-Bone underwear.”

@Jessicam6946 Hello lady

Hi Twitter

@LidaLind @GoldBlooded79 When James Garner cried... without warning.. I cried and I wasn't embarrassed about it

@GoldBlooded79 The Notebook. Hit way too close to home.

What is the saddest movie you've ever seen?

Ready to get this week started! It’s gonna be a better week than the last few have been! 💪🏼👏🏼

@Route_60plus Great movie!

@ImSpeaking13 😂 took me a second 😅

This is pretty much exactly what I’m on Twitter for.

@KelleysCreation Yep 😀

Are u dressing up for #Halloween? 🦇🧡🎃🖤

@jillyid @briantylercohen @TheDemCoalition I tip my hat to her!

@briantylercohen @TheDemCoalition She took care of everyone that day. GOAT!

All those Republicans who vilified Nancy Pelosi probably owe their lives to her.

@JoJoFromJerz @POTUS That was awesome!

@POTUS I love my President so much. I just love him. ❤️❤️

If you got the next quesadilla, let me know.

@TeddiThompsonS1 @TiggsIsACupcake 👍

@hkdennie @Route_60plus I had a 7th grade English teacher looked a lot like her except she had several freckles. 🙂. Got an A every report card in her class 😂

@Route_60plus Room 222, Karen Valentine an early crush...

@JadahParadox @Larry_Johnson54 Please tell me you didn't look at a calendar before you answered. 😜

@Turnert66 @JDVance1 I saw clips of it and totally agree

Happy Columbus Day to everyone, and especially the amazing Italian American community in Ohio!

@Route_60plus Conway was always my favorite... when I met my wife she loved Loretta.... I knew she was a perfect match for me.....38 years married and I still think the same.

@Jessicam6946 Lol. This made me look at what time it was 🕥

According to some idiot anti vaxxer us vaxxed people are all going to perish on 10/10. I guess if they're correct we all only have a few hours left.

@ACTBrigitte That's it 😂

The left hates President Trump because they're jealous of his powerful voice and intimidated by his masculinity.

@jjackso47500133 @ziibiing Lol. I could do over 20 pull ups but couldn't climb the rope no further than I could jump up and grab it 😂

@ziibiing Yup and I passed everything but that FN rope climb.

Did you have the Presidential Fitness Test in school? My family is treating me like I’m bonkers.

#TEAMNOSLEEP ✊🏼

@KelleysCreation 😎

First thing in my bio????🤔😉💥