Socratic Crackhouse (formerly Platonic Nuthouse)

“Back off Bruce, I’m not gonna let you take lil' Mike’s lunch money again” A sound emerged. A single clap, followed by a second clap, and then a third, and eventually there was a fourth clap. Soon enough, a fifth cap led into unfettered applause. Yeah, I could get used to this.

100+ new cards playable on the website. Go to gobcorp.co to play with them now.

@HistoryInPics I see you CONVENIENTLY forgot to include 24,000 BCE. Sick and tired of Common Era overrepresentation

The evolution of beauty standards throughout history

Here’s the #1 thing people can’t seem understand: no amount of bitchin’ can unshit the bed

@entrapranure It's not the same if you don't stick out your tongue and taunt them afterwards

If I'm walking behind someone and we're both approaching a door, I always run in front of them, open the door, then shut it and hold it closed while I look at them from the inside.

@CosmicSkeptic Choose wisely

Send trolley problem memes (but make them actually interesting)

A call for play-testers

To quell the needy masses, here is how to play Says Who: 1. Go to gobcorp.co and join a room with your friends 2. Read the quote card 3. Submit your funniest card describing the person who would say that 4. The judge chooses the funniest card 5. Repeat