Goose ⚔️👀

@NeurosamaAI I read that so wrong the first time

Would you rather fight a horse sized duck, or a duck sized horse?

@vortexvirus W Mom

really based convo with my mom that i just had: -Mom do u remember the zombie game i used to play when I was little? -Yeah you played that a lot -Do you remember the protagonist? -Yeah a guy with blond hair, right? -Yeah, really cute guy -Really cute -They released the newest game this month, they are already on the 9th one -WHAT -I know... So the guy, Leon, is around 50 in this one *shows a pic* -Woah -I KNOW HE IS STILL HOT AS FUCK -Yeah what

@DunsaltVAR I don't know what that even means and i am scared

I can’t wait for the AI in DLSS5 to get confused and start kirkifying graphics

i've never touched a woman. My crush is a vtuber who doesn't know I exist and my friends and family think i'm gay. steak with burgers and sides

@PastaLording Actual Banger food tho 10/10 would let you hit

@AdfreeVT How do you get those WHAAAAT

God I hope titan doesn’t die

@ppslayer_vt Fling it across the room

You go to grab your wallet from your pocket and you find this. What do you do?

@luciacrabs Wait...i know that office

i finally got a job as a security guard, surely nothing bad is going to happen! 👍🏻

@shinyycatherine This could genuinly be a Tweet in the Actual Pokemon World

I went to pokepark and team rocket attacked me with a koffing How’s your day been?

@AstroDraws I actually lowkenuinley fuck with the Duskull Design

Will be picking about 6 more pokemon from the comments to turn into a Swagemon I will have c0mms open for them if yours doesn't get picked.

@CamizoleVT ALI DID WHAT?!?

ALI BOUGHT ME A NEW PET ALI BOUGHT ME A SHARK SAY HI TO BABU

@Alola_Family I literally rewatched that Episode Yesterday 😭

Forever one of my favorite catch 😭

@ppslayer_vt We know who mpregnated the Soyjack, pay up on the Child Support! 👁👁

Heh, nice argument. Unfortunately, I already drew you as a pregnant soyjack and myself as a gigachad🥴

@Mommy_Dawn_ YAAAAAAYYYYY

Uppies?~

I did not expect to get ALL of these Pokémon 😭

@luciacrabs Green

guess which one i’d take

@CamizoleVT Cami what the fuck? Say sike rn

Hey people that wear skirts have you ever gone to pee and the skirt falls in the toilet but you didn’t notice so you pee and now your skirt is a piss skirt?

It's a VERY Important Pokemon Fun Fact Trust Trust 🫃

@mecchaJP That is a weird looking Trubbish ong

👀 Tap to pause… That’s your Pokémon Pokopia sleep buddy tonight 😴💤 #PokemonPokopia #ぽこあポケモン #ぽこポケ

@_Junk_ Vague Posting on main 😭

The amount of people who don't know about this is staggering