Walt Saucewater

@unusual_whales Wankers and prissybobbies the whole lot!

BREAKING: UK Parliament agrees to lifelong smoking ban for those born after 2008, per BBC

@cultmtl Canadians have been talking negatively about the US for a long, long time. We've hardly treated America as our friend and ally. What do we expect?

“The vast majority of Canadians (78%) no longer consider the United States a friend or ally.” cultmtl.com/2026/03/vast-m…

@TheRealKeean Jesus. Always and forever

Who is winning?

@BJMG_1 @InternetH0F Well not anymore...

@InternetH0F So he now fvcks every bride to be since then?

At 17, while working as a dishwasher at a wedding reception, Anthony Bourdain came across the bride and the chef hooking up by the trash. That moment confirmed he was in the right line of work

@snowball_money @minds_eminent Being born is not an accomplishment. Successes and growth are worth celebrating, birthdays are for children

@minds_eminent interesting perspective on birthdays not being a big deal to some people makes you wonder what they do value and prioritize in life

THE PSYCHOLOGY BEHIND PEOPLE WHO DON'T CARE ABOUT THEIR OWN BIRTHDAYS : Worthwhile read 🧵