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Walker Texas Range Rover™

@GregAbarth

In case my van gets trashed.

เข้าร่วม Şubat 2024
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MM @adgirlMM·
@thetomcelica Mr. Celica, please look out for my girl Chevy Malibu Barbie @barbie_aec
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VanDammit™
VanDammit™@ChaosAgent_42·
Accurate
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Liam Nissan™
Liam Nissan™@theliamnissan·
@mattvanswol You mean you still haven't stopped grifting on the murder of a Ukrainian woman by a known schizophrenic. If you cared about Ukrainian women you'd support arms for their country you fucking loser-ass tool
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VanDammit™
VanDammit™@ChaosAgent_42·
You could air a show about watching paint dry, have a mummified taxidermy weasel as host and it still would have better ratings than @realDonaldTrump.
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Liam Nissan™
Liam Nissan™@theliamnissan·
Like the fuck outta this one. I need to ratio a fucking dickbag today
Liam Nissan™@theliamnissan

@mattvanswol You mean you still haven't stopped grifting on the murder of a Ukrainian woman by a known schizophrenic. If you cared about Ukrainian women you'd support arms for their country you fucking loser-ass tool

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It's not a good morning unless you leave at least one ass-beaten Nazi in your path, compadres.
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VanDammit™
VanDammit™@ChaosAgent_42·
Racist cu~ts who accuse me of not being tolerant enough should read Popper's "Paradox of tolerance". Either that or go ahead and express your bigoted triggered views in the comments, a-holes, and be my engagement boosterbitches. You'll be useful, for once.
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VanDammit™
VanDammit™@ChaosAgent_42·
Narrator: "After withstanding accelerations and decelerations up to 4G, weightlessness and extreme living conditions in a small capsule over 406,000 km from Earth, Christina realized the one thing she couldn't stomach was this bloated orange gasbag."
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MM @adgirlMM·
Is it just me or are there a dozen new Liam Nissan-type accounts popping up everywhere? Like, what is happening.
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How can you find my burner account? Just follow the trail of scorched MAGA asses.
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VanDammit™
VanDammit™@ChaosAgent_42·
When you think it was a silent fart, but they instantly identify you as the source.
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VanDammit™
VanDammit™@ChaosAgent_42·
BREAKING: FBI agents have been sent to comb the beach to find the same seashells Comey used to craft his message, as they could be complicit.
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