Average Sea Otter

@McFranchisee @dothevibecoding @McDonalds You heard him

@dothevibecoding @McDonalds ?

Did all of our competitors just switch over to boxes for their premium sandwiches? I’ve never thought of this as a competitive edge within @McDonalds. I was always jealous of others using wrappers as they are 1/5th the cost of a clamshell box. Just an interesting industry shift, especially in a reduced margin environment, to increase your paper costs. For me, I don’t care about the packaging as long as it’s a good product. Do you have a preference?

@amenet2004 @missus_wormy Guess we had different experiences.

@GrepaKeppa @missus_wormy I think there is a difference between experience and opinion.

Beautiful people are usually better people than ugly people

@lapislagoons They’re full. Consider Bakersfield.

I think about this part of the united states of america every single day

@KenDahitman @jmbynx @UdyHighs I had a 2015 base model 5 series and I ran that mf up to 164k miles before selling it last November. The ONLY repairs I ever needed were from my own misuse, and reckless driving. I drove off the road into a field one time and nothing changed. The thing is a tank.

@jmbynx @UdyHighs lol 😂 what the average repair cost 💲 oh that’s right astronomically different come on man

Why would anyone buy a brand new Toyota Corolla for like 40k when you can buy a few years old high specced BMW????

@soberseas Some islamic dudes killed 14 people in 2015.. that’s literally the only reason I know San Bernardino exists

what do yall know about San Bernardino California

@Amaru810638 @amenet2004 @missus_wormy UPS full time, if you don’t know then you don’t know.

@GrepaKeppa @amenet2004 @missus_wormy Delivery routes? YOU ARE the poor, nigga 😭

@amenet2004 @missus_wormy Yeah see that’s the opinion you didn’t state that I somehow responded to. I knew where you were coming from, and I disagreed.

@GrepaKeppa @missus_wormy I haven't stated any opinion, I expressed an interest in your view. My own experience has been that the very poorest people I have ever met have been the most generous. The richest on the other hand have been the opposite.

@MicroStratejeet @KillaKreww It’s twitter we have opinions here

@GrepaKeppa @KillaKreww Who tf is this invested in celebrities

Bryan Cranston threw SHADE at Shia LaBeouf when his Malcolm in the Middle co-star Frankie Muniz said he regrets passing on “Holes” to do “Agent Cody Banks” 😭🎬👀 “You could’ve ended up with Shia LaBeouf’s life… Shia get some help!” 💀

@valdrblindi @Liv_Agar I mean we might switch up the government structure but if you think a country will invade us and change the name you’re being silly. It’ll always be the US, but maybe we’ll change from capitalism to socialism. who knows. you anti-US redacts are bothersome.

@GrepaKeppa @Liv_Agar dont worry, one day we'll be free from US occupation

Why is California full of Minecraft biomes

@Ninjawombat122 @Liv_Agar your mom is a bunch of valleys…

@Liv_Agar Mountains, the mountains break up and disrupt the weather. California is just a bunch of valleys

@valdrblindi @Liv_Agar here we go 🙄

@Liv_Agar you also have the advantage of not being part of the US, which is a big plus

@BlakeMcwilliam9 @KillaKreww Not that I know of. Cranston’s clean but Shia has had some domestic violence issues, neither has been accused of being a pedo though.

@GrepaKeppa @KillaKreww Isn’t he a pedo?

@OpaqueIs @KillaKreww He does need help, but I like the guy. If Cranston actually cared he could reach out to Shia in private. Roasting him from upon a high horse wasn’t necessary.

@GrepaKeppa @KillaKreww Transformers ain’t a reason to die on that hill bud. He’s killing himself with coke and drink now. He literally beat the shit out of his ex too. FKA Twigs

@allie__voss What do they use the hollowed out bread for?

Crying laughing Panera is doing a ton of marketing for "salad stuffers"...also known as sandwiches

@rileycollins__ i never did the lone diner meal, but after my first promotion i went to a steakhouse and had my car valet’d and looked out the window towards the city with a glass of red wine. i felt like i was becoming something. as did icarus, alas i too flew too close.

Every 20 something male should be eating lunch alone at a diner once a quarter. I don’t make the rules

@OpaqueIs @KillaKreww I fuck with him idk what to tell you lol.

@GrepaKeppa @KillaKreww There is no conceivable way you’re dick sucking Shia over Cranston….Walter White Cranston 🤣

@cloversinspain @evilwizardbunny Make sure to take some iceplant seeds and put them on shores that are lacking vegetation!

@evilwizardbunny hi, I'm temporarily californiaing. I love all the different plants and flowers here.

my country, California

@phorton01 @KevinBuffalo It’s just the places they know the name of. They probably think NY is the capital of NY, and that Dallas is the capital of TX. It’s depressing how confidently wrong they are.

@KevinBuffalo Really wondering about the people who think Reno is the capital of Nevada, Anchorage is the capital of Alaska and Portland is the capital of Oregon ...

There are six state capitals west of Los Angeles. I just wanted you to know that.

@aaron_hoss11853 @mattpnoel @KevinBuffalo Carson City, not Reno.

@mattpnoel @KevinBuffalo I was thinking that but wasn't sure