@dark_kochang Nicely done. Kettles are underrated for smoking. This is the top accessory for kettle smoking, btw. Makes it so much easier and more consistent! snsgrills.com/products/slow-…
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Alex Fuller
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Alex Fuller
@HAlexFuller
Criminal Defense Lawyer. Trying to be civil. Serving McKinney, Plano, Frisco, and Collin, Dallas, and Denton Counties in the Great State of Texas.
Collin County, Texas เข้าร่วม Ekim 2013
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ちなみにこれを使って温度をモニタリングしたことでアメリカンBBQの原理を理解した。
肉塊を焼いてると中心温度が65度過ぎてから先が、水分の蒸発と釣り合ってなかなか上がらなくなるのだ。
つまりそのまま焼き続けるとカピカピになる。
（続く）
肉食の魔王Dark=Kochang@dark_kochang
ウェーバーの2万円もする肉温度計。 これはWi-Fiに繋がって、手元のスマホで常に肉温とグリル内の温度をモニタリングできるので、焼いてる間にゲームとかで暇を潰せるのだ！w
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@segalmr I’m sure this is very location and personality dependent, but in my experience if the judge knows that you know how to preserve error and build a record, they end up being more deferential to you, not less.
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“If you make this record you *will* tick off the judge and the DA, and thus harm your client, but it *might* come in handy *if* this case goes all the way to SCOTUS. Sound good?”
“Um, no, that does not sound good.”
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One problem with having few SCOTUS justices with criminal defense experience is that they might have trouble imagining why criminal defense lawyers sometimes bite their tongues.
Kelsey Reichmann@KelseyReichmann
Justices play blame game over racial discrimination on Mississippi jury Alito: "This is the most timid and reticent defense counsel that I have encountered. Any competent defense attorney that I knew would have spoken up." courthousenews.com/justices-play-…
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@RobeJonathan “Thank God appellate courts don’t employ extremely pedantic law review gunners” I frequently mutter to myself
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Update: evidently I don’t know how to do a plural possessive
Jonathan Robe@RobeJonathan
And now that the enormous appellate brief is filed, time to sit back and read it over to find all the typos
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@RobeJonathan After hitting “file” we begin The Great Typo Hunt
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And now that the enormous appellate brief is filed, time to sit back and read it over to find all the typos
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@barstoollaw @young_litigator I do the same. I’ve taken them to court since they were lil’ bits and we discuss afterwards. No gory details but lots of “how do you want to live your life?” and “let’s talk about good decision making”
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@young_litigator I've been exceedingly honest with my daughter about my cases since she was very young. I think it's a good thing, she is a streetwise teenager who is vehemently anti drug.
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My 6 yo wanted to know what my client in jail did to get in jail
I told him it was for big ppl to worry about he just needs to be a kid and know they didn’t follow the law and there’s consequences when that happens.
6yo “…did he spill ketchup on the carpet & it left a mark?”
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Am I the only person on earth to be bitterly disappointed about being excused from jury duty?
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@MatthiasReedV Outstanding and good for him. A bar card is really a full-employment license. Hanging a shingle and doing it yourself is easier than you would ever think.
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Alex Fuller รีทวีตแล้ว
I literally cannot name one thing that Spain 🇵🇹 does better than America
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Today’s free practice pointer:
If a Court of Appeals orders the trial court to have a hearing to make findings about counsel’s representation, and orders counsel to appear at said hearing, it’s a really bad idea for counsel to no show.
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@Evanryt Green is *not* good but Orange Crush is great, so it is justifiable on that alone.
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In his journals, Kurt Cobain listed his 50 favorite albums. His taste? Immaculate. But there's one glaringly odd pick.
The lone Nirvana album is... Green? R.E.M.'s very uneven 1988 LP, objectively the most disappointing record they'd put out to date. Why?
I have three theories
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@responsiblerob Cannot agree because Torn and Keach were/seem impossible to be around but Root is by all accounts the Best Guy Ever.
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rip torn, stephen root, and stacy keach are all alrernate versions of the exact same guy. i don’t exactly know what i mean by this but it feels right
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@neoavatara Context is everything. Carrying around a deployed, unslung long gun in an area where rioters are fighting with law enforcement is insurrection-adjacent, antisocial behavior. The choice of gun, attire, mask, and obvious lack of training imply “bad actor”.
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As long as he's following gun laws, what's the problem?
Daily Caller@DailyCaller
🚨SPOTTED in downtown Minneapolis.
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@uncledoomer Maybe it does make them calmer, IDK, but it doesn’t keep them from driving around while high being antisocial.
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@uncledoomer High functioning people are less likely to develop schizophrenia triggered or caused by THC abuse because they’re less likely to get it in the first place. My low functioning clients almost universally, chronically use THC and “pacify” is the wrong word for what it does to them.
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weed only gives you schizophrenia if you have a high enough IQ. if youre a midwit it just pacifies you
Kyle Sherman@KyleSherman
1937: “Marihuana causes psychosis!” 2026: Took a 2.5mg gummy, hit flow state, crushed a workout, and slept like a baby. Still waiting on the psychosis.
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Please lift our student Christian up in prayer. He suffered serious second-degree burns and is currently in surgery in Augusta, GA. We’re trusting God for healing, peace for his family, and guidance for every doctor involved. Updates to come. 🙏🏾
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@LizWolfeReason Seeing your new baby in the NICU is the most terrifying experience a parent can have. You have my prayers.
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Today marks 3 weeks in the NICU. He's stable but the doctors don't seem to be much closer to figuring out how to treat him and get him home. Having a new baby is supposed to feel like a little piece of heaven on Earth; this is hell.
Liz Wolfe@LizWolfeReason
Our sweet Sol has taken a turn for the worse in the NICU. We're lucky we got a few days with him off of breathing tubes--to nurse and play and snuggle--but now he's so sick we're not even able to hold him. We would love your prayers for wise King Solomon, our sweet baby.
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