Jonathan Robe

Incredible. At this point we need to put the Forbes editors in charge of the FBI

BREAKING: The number of journalists writing about polyamory has now surpassed the number of people engaging in it. Congratulations to all.

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Q: "Why didn't you tell U.S. allies…about the war before attacking Iran?" President Trump: "We wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?"

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Afroman's lawyer David Osborne went on a bit of a tear against derogatory lyrics in his closing argument today as he tried to make the point that songs such as "Lemon Pound Cake" are exaggerated commentary on society and protected speech. Osborne told jurors his secretary printed lyrics to a couple rap songs for him, including "WAP" by Megan Thee Stallion and Cardi B. (Or as Osborne said, “Megan Three Stallion” and "Carly B”.) "I find it bad to say what WAP means, but it's a popular song. I think it's somewhat derogatory. But then again, I'm not the audience for that song, and I know that I know nothing in that song, nothing talking about is true," Osborne said, essentially saying he doesn't believe a woman can become sexually aroused. "I know it's entertainment. I know it's social commentary." Osbore said no one looks at Lil Wayne's song "P**** Monster" "and says there's a monster in that song." "Everybody knows it's exaggeration for entertainment. Is he commenting on something? Sure, but it's not fact," Osborne said. "And I can keep going. Megan Three Stallion sex talk. I mean, it just goes on. They use derogatory language. It's designed to entertain," Osborne said.

Germany switching off its perfectly fine nuclear power plants, but keeping coal power plants instead to fight climate change in one picture. Enjoy your air quality.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.