Hank “Nick Ricochet” Finch

My prison name is Mitochondria cus I’m the powerhouse of the cell

@PanPotaderNader @michael_galant Why send any help to disaster zones then, right? Don’t want to be racist

This is honestly so funny. Someone sent out a memo.

@DigiRanger1994 @JaggedAuthor @AwestruckVox @flurryfrenzy Being confused by simple statements isn’t making you look as smart as you think

@JaggedAuthor @AwestruckVox @flurryfrenzy Where is the qualifier “it’s possible” in your previous tweet? Your belief is based on an explicit falsity and then your defense uses another falsity

literally 0 shade to michael and zach but adult swim needs to hook the crew up with new jobs IMMEDIATELY it's a fucked situation, i'm glad they're not gonna churn out mid episodes through burnout, but like...people still just lost their jobs after thinking they had 2 more seasons to coast off of

@PalmerReport Look forward to this meaningless slap on the wrist and insignificant fine

Donald Trump just lost: palmerreport.com/analysis/donal…

Im really high and watching that movie where Kevin Costner sails around on a catamaran I like the bit where he shoves a girl into the water, “she can’t swim!” In this waterworld some people never learn to swim. In water.

@Goethe914 @pinkheretic @el_BitcoinTom @mynamehear Besides your stupidity here, I went to your page and looked your timeline. You truly are a stupid person

you guys are fucked in the head, honestly god bless oh wait you dont believe in god, one thing i find common amongst you degenerates dont believe in the good lord have some stupid fucking bullshit in your bio about making the world a better place mean while youre all a bunch of intolerant cunts

If you're anti-vax and your child gets measles, don't go to the hospital. You don't believe in medical science. Stay home and inject ivermectin into their eyeball or shove raw milk up their ass or whatever the fuck it is you idiots do.

@DFabArtist @CherylAschenbr2 @LauraRiggaro Yeah, except our checks and balances are a joke now

@CherylAschenbr2 @LauraRiggaro Civics 101: We have 3 co-equal branches of government that are designed to have checks and balances on each other. If the Executive branch is violating the laws put into effect by The Congress, the Judiciary is required to check that behavior.

Elon Musk is mad about Judge McConnell’s decision to unfreeze federal grants… So he posted a picture of his daughter, her full name, her position of where she works, and a page of a signed tax statement she filed. The judge’s daughter. 😯

Here I was thinking that the point of gallows humor was morbid jokes at inappropriate times

@simonkp @atrupar They’d be fired if they weren’t doing their jobs and being productive, idiot

@atrupar He's right about people not really working from home, though. Most people are probably goofing off. Remote work needs more oversight to ensure productivity.

Trump: "I don't think you can work from a home. Nobody is gonna work from home. They are gonna be going out, they're gonna play tennis, they're gonna play golf, they're gonna do a lot of things. They're not working."

@atrupar Apparently he’s not aware of hundreds of thousands jobs

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My Super Bowl party is -

I wouldn’t know it’s the Superbowl except except there’s this circus mallet hitting me in the head and there’s a bullhorn in my ear telling me it’s the Superbowl

Beavers pause while chewing trees to listen for movements so that the tree falls away from them

@bigolemrknish @AshySlasheeDB Too late. Evil Dead, Freddy and Jason are already in the same universe for a long time. Freddy’s glove can be seen in the shed in Evil Dead 2. Freddy vs. Jason of course and the necronomicon is in Jason Goes To Hell. Pamela resurrected Jason as a kid, he’s a deadite

@AshySlasheeDB No crossovers, keep stuff original. Marvel started turning to trash when they began crossing over everything.

The Crossover we deserve! (Art: Gaz Williams)

Yes, I know I can identify with being thrust into being Captain America

Riker on surveillance

@millermatic1911 @AshySlasheeDB Omg woke! Blrgughg

@AshySlasheeDB Is mulder going to be a black disabled non binary

Don't forget: Disney is rebooting X-Files.

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@JaggedAuthor Pear Jam voice 🎵 Can’t find a butter man

Cholesterol Hands is my favorite Silver Age Batman villain.

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