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@Tablesalt13 We did that last Sunday

@PressSec @WhiteHouse

🚨Download the brand new @WhiteHouse app right now. The app is incredible!

@FastbreakHoops5 Feeling pretty good

The player from your birth month has to make a wide open three to save your life. Are you safe?

The Devils won pride night against the Predators. God definitely has a sense of humor.

@ThrillaRilla369 Babbage’s!

Babbage's

@LSUBasketball @CoachWadeNCSU

Back in the Saddle. #BootUp

No caption needed. 🏠

@BurtMacklin_FBI @jarvis_best 😂

I’ll go with, “Things you say when you discover @jarvis_best account”, Alex.

@LSUBasketball @CoachWadeNCSU Fearless? He fled Tobacco Road.

Our Fearless Leader has Returned

@travisakers No way I’m meditating 10 mins every single day

If you do this for 30 days you will be unrecognizable: -Sleep 8+ hours -Drink 2L of water a day (high pH) -Get sun daily -No sugar -Read 30 min a day -Workout 3x a week -Capture someone, cut their face off, and sew it onto your face -Meditate for 10 min daily

@prezidente9 Can’t be done

Name a bigger pussy in sports than W*ll W*de

Genuine question, please Lord forgive me in advance…. Does her seeing eye nigga get a medal too or just her?

@JesseBWatters @BabyBoomer1207 I thought the war was over

🚨 BREAKING: TRUMP SENDS ONE FINAL WARNING TO IRAN: “WE’RE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE” 🚨🔥 ABANDON the NUKES, GIVE us the URANIUM or we’ll BLOW YOU UP 💣😳 STEALTH JETS are REFUELING MID-MISSION… BOMBERS LOADING UP… the NEXT WAVE is already in motion 👀✈️🔥 DEAL OR FACE “ONE FINAL BLOW”… America isn’t bluffing 🇺🇸💪

White Sox (today) - 20 K in 31 AB Tony Gwynn (1995) - 15 K in 535 AB

@BarryOnHere Barry Keeps it real

Charlie Kirk got assassinated at 31 years old and then became the biggest joke on the internet. His face is now constantly superimposed onto pictures & videos for people to laugh at for the rest of time. His widow has made a mockery of him and she herself has become a meme. Basically, everything he ever did in life has been rendered useless. There's something incredibly sinister & demoralizing about this, like watching a person's soul being sent to Hades in real time, only it's not the Ancient Greeks. It's us.

@GeorgeWept Blame Iowa @IowaGOP

Oh, what could have been.

They're literally honoring the Nashville school shooter

@WhiteHouse What is this gay shit?