Gordon Neish

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@PartickThistle RIP Alan.

Your Partick Thistle line-up to face Raith Rovers at Stark's Park this afternoon. ❌ Ashcroft and Samuel miss out 🔄 McBeth and Watt come in 🫡 O'Reilly captains the side

The Pretenders’ 1995 cover of Radiohead’s “Creep” with Chrissy Hynde’s vocals stealing the show. x.com/B_in_Lyrics/st…

@Martin_Abrams While the organisation ‘Labour Friends of Israel’ exists, and has so many prominent Labour parliamentarians as members, the party cannot be trusted on this issue.

@SaulStaniforth While ‘Labour Friends of Israel’ exists, and contains so many prominent Labour parliamentarians, the party cannot be trusted on this issue.

Govt minister Hamish Falconer explains that the Palestinian state should have no army or air force. So it can't defend itself. The Labour govt is fond of saying the first duty of any govt is to defend its own people. Why doesn't that apply to Palestinians?

@bphillipsonMP The move might be more respected if Labour Friends of Israel didn’t exist. Are you a member, Bridget?

Recognising the State of Palestine rights a historic wrong. The mass starvation and killing of civilians in Gaza is morally reprehensible — we must see an immediate ceasefire, a surge in aid and the release of all hostages to begin building a lasting peace.

@PartickThistle Mon Thistle…

Your Partick Thistle line-up to face Celtic at The Wyre Stadium at Firhill this afternoon. ✌️ Two changes to the team ❌ Clarke and McPherson ineligible 🔄 Budinauckas and Logan come in

Before hitting the global big time Lady Gaga played Led Zeppelin covers, amongst others, in small venues. Here she is under her actual name, Stefani Germanotta, playing ‘D'yer Mak’er’ at The Bitter End club in New York back in 2006. We all gotta start somewhere, why not with Zep!

@BBCScotlandNews It hasn't, though, has it? Did you ask somebody to counter Ms Lennon's point? Or are you trying to invent a story which might show the Scottish Government in a bad light?

MSP Lennon says conduct at Holyrood has 'deteriorated' bbc.in/4gvmPaC

@Dorriefraser1 I'm slightly concerned that if wee Dougie goes out this weekend somebody will show him what assault actually is...

I'm saddened to see that Jamie Hepburn has resigned but huge respect to him for being honourable. This avoids a costly investigation which could drag out. I suggest all SNP members in Scots Parliament give Dross and all Yoon MSPs and officials a wide berth.

@JohnnyDundee I'm slightly concerned that if wee Dougie goes out this weekend somebody will show him what assault actually is...

That Thursday morning look when you've belligerently tried to hold up the passing of reforms that will bring some closure to rape victims+those accused of rape, and someone put their hand on your shoulder and sternly told you to grow the fuck up.

VAR check complete: Douglas Ross booked for simulation.

@TzipiHotovely @IsraelinUK @IsraelMFA @Israel Is a land that you occupy by brutal force really home?

As my family and I return home to Israel, I feel deeply grateful for the honour of serving as Israel’s Ambassador to the United Kingdom. Over the past five years, it has been a true privilege to strengthen the partnership between our countries, to meet so many inspiring people, and to form truly special connections that I will always treasure. I am especially thankful to the Jewish community here for the warmth and welcome that you showed me and my family. My heartfelt thanks also go to my brilliant team at the Israeli Embassy (@IsraelinUK) - without whom none of this would have been possible. Along the way, I have been fortunate to make many wonderful friends, whose steadfast support for Israel has meant the world to me, especially during these challenging times for our nation. I am truly grateful to each and every one of you. Thank you and cheerio! 👋🏻 להתראות 🇮🇱

@Douglas4Moray Still here, Douglas?

The SNP's secretive 'Seagull Summit' is a sham designed to silence communities, not help them.

@JohnSwinney 11 years ago we had all manner of conventions, groups, united forums etc discussing what an independent Scotland could look like. The good, and the bad. Now, we wouldn’t know what we were voting for, or against. We need to talk about it…

11 years ago, Scotland was inspired to think big. To imagine a better future, in our own hands. Today, the case for independence is stronger than ever. Independence is the fresh start Scotland needs - with lower bills, a fairer society, and our rightful place in Europe.

@SaulStaniforth @KnightAngel45 Was it in the public interest to appoint an expenses fiddler as Scottish Secretary?

"Was it in the public interest to appoint a politician with known links to a paedophile?" Alexander: "The extent & character of those links were not known" Starmer knew Mandelson stayed at Epsteins house while the financier was in prison for soliciting prostitution from a minor

@10DowningStreet @D_G_Alexander @UKGovScotland Is my mind playing tricks? Was this man not involved in an expenses scandal last time he was in government? Are people who’d fiddle their expenses now welcome in government? Or am I thinking of a different Douglas Alexander?

The Rt Hon Douglas Alexander MP @D_G_Alexander has been appointed as Secretary of State for Scotland @UKGovScotland.

@BBCScotlandNews BBC Scotland, is it beyond your wit or ken to lead a good news story with a positive heading? Can you please tell me who, or which committee, demands that your output outrageously and senselessly twists words to make the positive seem negative? Shame on you…

Scotland's drug deaths expected to remain worst in Europe bbc.in/3HW9fQT

A bad night in the Champions League for Rangers. Luckily for their fans, our Support Group is here to help…

@PTFCUpdates Done.

COMPETITION TIME A wee surprise for you before the match tonight! I will be giving away a brand new home kit AND a training top (size 2X-Large). All you have to do to is: ▪️Follow ▪️Like ▪️Repost ▪️Comment ‘Done’ when complete The giveaway will close on Sunday at Midday and then I will announce the 2 winners (one for each) at 5pm. Good Luck!