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Harrison’s Ford™

@HarrisonsFord

I hate Nazis. Owner Millenium Pinto, archeologist, former President, CIA analyst, Blade Runner, scruffy-looking nerf-herder. No DM I shoot first. #smokefleet

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Harrison’s Ford™@HarrisonsFord·
Take a moment and contemplate what other countries think when they see this. We are becoming the laughingstock of the world. Don Corleone asleep at the wheel while his lieutenants try to steer the ship. Internationally, we went from a joke during 45, to a punchline for 47. XXV
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Prius Brosnan™@PriusBrosnan·
Trumplestiltskin strikes again! When will the nightmare end?
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DulceBiatch@BiatchDulce·
Cat got your tongue MAGA? This is YOUR FLOTUS. Happy Pride Month bitches! 🌈
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Harrison’s Ford™@HarrisonsFord·
@TALPA767 @Hatler_Gurius He prefers to "rock out with your cock out." Since he's a sex worker, we keep trying to get him to snowball Trump's load with Loomer some day. We all agreed it would be worth paying to see.
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Another American@dwayne_per63662·
Just to shut the haters up. Not small, all American magacock
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Harrison’s Ford™@HarrisonsFord·
@TALPA767 @Hatler_Gurius Take it easy on him. He was too busy at the gym and getting salty mouthwash in the woods behind the school to complete his formal education. Apparently, you can see what he did learn on Pornhub. And he's extremely proud of how much he can fit in his rectum.
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@Hatler_Gurius @HarrisonsFord @EnclaveMatthews @suzukiquatro You have to be fucking slow to think Kamala is behind the heritage foundation. 😂🤣😂😂🤣 It was Republicans that did that. It’s right wing Republicans that run the Heritage Foundation. My God, you’re “shooting yourself in the dick” and you’re not smart enough to realize it.
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Harrison’s Ford™@HarrisonsFord·
This deserves Article XXV. However, that would require the VP and the majority of the cabinet to approve it. Think about the optics of these marathon Oval Office pressers. The very men who have that power are instead backing him up, standing behind him and normalizing his naps.
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Daniel Dale
Daniel Dale@ddale8·
President Trump said he has no idea “where the hell” he got his “stat” that Black unemployment is doing better than ever before. That’s probably because the “stat” is fake. The Black unemployment rate is higher now than it was when Trump returned to office…in fact, higher than it was in each of the last 34 months of Biden’s term. cnn.com/2026/06/06/pol…
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Harrison’s Ford™@HarrisonsFord·
@WillyPete300 @MikeLevin But it can be fun to watch. Like Elon trying to get Grok to stop telling the truth about Epstein files and other items the administration distains.
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William Hastings@WillyPete300·
@MikeLevin This is text-book authoritarian. If data being collected doesn't agree with our ideology, we'll simply stop collecting the data.
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Mike Levin
Mike Levin@MikeLevin·
This is really stupid, and it’s not getting enough attention. The Trump administration is pulling a working $368 million ocean monitoring system out of the water, equipment taxpayers already bought, built, and sank into the deep ocean. And they are doing it right when the oceans are behaving in ways that alarm the scientists who study them. Record-breaking temperatures. A system of Atlantic currents that may be lurching toward collapse. The response? Yank out the instruments and walk away. That is not budgeting. That is smashing the gauges while the engine is on fire and calling it efficiency. For what? The Trump administration dressed it up as a “nimbler approach” and “smart lifecycle management,” which is fancy nonsense for “we shut it off and hoped nobody would ask why.” There is no return-on-investment analysis. They cannot show taxpayers save a dime, because the gear is already paid for and the science it produces protects real money and real lives. The kicker: the same people killing the monitors want to mine the deep sea for minerals. So they are destroying the only tools that could measure what that mining does. That is not an accident. That is the point. You cannot see the damage if you break the instruments first. cnn.com/2026/06/03/cli…
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TheChefTrevor@TheChefTrevor·
@MikeLevin This IS really stupid. Then... You think about who is responsible and it all makes perfect sense. Connect the stupid dots... It always comes up orange with a combover.
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GBX@GBX_Press·
Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein
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Rushi@rushicrypto·
Everything I’m about to say is a fact: 8 of the last 9 recessions were preceded by an oil price shock. 7 of the last 8 recessions happened under a Republican president. Today, we have both.
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@bennyjohnson While you are jerking to ai slop Trumps shit stained name was removed from the Kennedy Center.
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Benny Johnson@bennyjohnson·
Trump just cooked Obama’s library 🤣 How did this cost $850 Million to build?
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Harrison’s Ford™@HarrisonsFord·
Awwww... Wittle MAGA witch @oscarmom355 had her feelings hurt. And the massive anal prolapse was definitely an improvement for her looks. Fancy that - didn't even need a Mar-a-Lago face job to scare the kiddies.
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