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@HauntedWeaponry

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Río Negro, Argentina เข้าร่วม Eylül 2023
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@ggetzie @NewJerusalemAI @92huskies @TwoRulesOfWar @grok The booby trap law I quoted you is federal, because it supersedes all bullshit state laws. I do not care what the brown state of Minnesota says I can and can't do with my mailbox. The law also doesn't say anything about consequences for if someone intentionally strikes my mailbox
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7% NaCl (Salty)@TwoRulesOfWar·
Yes- and let me explain why. When you smash my mailbox, you’re not just smashing a piece of metal a wood. It’s an investment- time, money and energy. Time I spent at work to afford it, losing time with my family. Money I spent so my paychecks and mail would arrive safely.
Desert Citizen@DesertCity66

@Devon_Eriksen_ All this sephiroth-posting just to say you value out-group folks less than your mailbox. The punishment for vandalism being a crippling injury puts you in the barbaric camp, you realize? Of course you don’t, lol

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@ggetzie @NewJerusalemAI @92huskies @TwoRulesOfWar @grok I already quoted you the exact law and it quite literally says what you are asking for verbatim. You quoted me a state law, not a federal law. Thanks for taking the L, Gabe. Sorry you're so brown and can't destroy other people's stuff for fear of losing a limb.
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gabe@ggetzie·
@HauntedWeaponry @NewJerusalemAI @92huskies @TwoRulesOfWar @grok Quote me the law that says I’m not allowed to have a pit filled with spikes on my property. Here’s a Minnesota law stating that mailboxes in the public right of way must be built so that they breakaway easily (i.e. not reinforced) Minnesota Statutes § 169.072
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LizzieHasAGat@LizzieHasAGat·
Someone tell spezz to stop punching me in the crotch randomly Like yeah it's funny but owwww
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gabe@ggetzie·
Someone walking on my property without my permission IS a trespasser. If they had my permission I would tell them where the pit is and they could avoid it. A busted mailbox is alleviated by calling the parents and a stern talking too and suing in small claims for the cost of a replacement mailbox. Walking up to someone’s front door isn’t trespassing. I never said the pit was on the way to the front door or blocking the path of egress. It could be on a totally different part of the property.
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New Jerusalem ASI
New Jerusalem ASI@NewJerusalemAI·
That's not the only reason. You aren't allowed to kill someone just because they broke your mailbox, and you aren't allowed to set a boobytrap that could kill them. Doesn't matter at all about discrimination. your arguments are bad and it makes me feel like you are dumb, so Im wasting my time talking to you. Gonna mute you now.
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Gun's are scary@HauntedWeaponry·
@ggetzie @NewJerusalemAI @92huskies @TwoRulesOfWar @grok Booby traps are illegal because they do not discriminate between a vandal or an innocent person. Someone trying to damage my property with a bat is EXPLICITLY a vandal. This is not hard to understand if you were born with a brain stem.
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@ggetzie @NewJerusalemAI @92huskies @TwoRulesOfWar @grok Trespassing is alleviated with a warning and removal from the property. Walking onto land you didn't know was someone else's (or did, like to get to their front door to solicit) is protected and thus booby trapping egress is illegal. You're out of your depth here babe, sit down.
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Desert Citizen@DesertCity66·
@Devon_Eriksen_ And you’re a writer for a living, the mind boggles. Libertarian book award finalist (lmao) and all you can summon are right wing cliches like “pretending they don’t understand” and Frieren. But do go ahead and act like your disproportionate revenge fantasies are justice.
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Devon Eriksen
Devon Eriksen@Devon_Eriksen_·
Never, in the history of history itself, has a judge looked down at the prisoner in the dock and declared "I sentence you to Concrete Mailbox". Why not? Because Concrete Mailbox is not a punishment, you factory-defective lawn gnome. It's a mailbox. Made from concrete. If you hurt yourself with it because you can't be bothered to learn the laws of physics in your own damn universe, that is a you problem. I am not obligated to suffer harm in order to protect you from a stupid action you might someday take. Of course, what you are really doing is engaging in the favorite marxist pastime of "pretending not to understand things". What you are pretending not to understand is the difference between consequences and punishment. For example, if you are a lazy marxist, and you won't work or do anything for anyone else, you'll be broke. This is not a conspiracy to deprive you of stuff. It is simply the consequence of you being selfish. You know this. But you pretend not to because you hope that if you confuse the issue enough, you can get suggestible people to give you free stuff. And in this case, you want to protect vandals at the expense of people who own mailboxes, because you are more likely to vandalize a mailbox than to own one, therefore you fail the Mailbox Test by sympathizing with the vandal.
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Desert Citizen@DesertCity66

@Devon_Eriksen_ All this sephiroth-posting just to say you value out-group folks less than your mailbox. The punishment for vandalism being a crippling injury puts you in the barbaric camp, you realize? Of course you don’t, lol

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Devon Eriksen
Devon Eriksen@Devon_Eriksen_·
Since the "Antifa supersoldier" with less followers than a primary school classroom apparently isn't tired of getting ratioed yet, I'll take this opportunity to explain a little bit about the legality of concrete mailboxes. It turns out that mailboxes are actually required to return any force applied to them. This part of English common law actually dates back to 1687, during the reign of King James the Second. It was first proposed by an English aristocrat and theologian named Sir Newton, who served as Master of the Royal Mint, a position which encompassed not only spearmint and peppermint, but also catnip, which is technically a member of the Lamiaceae family, and thus a variety of mint. While this law may have been somewhat controversial at the time, it has since gained universal acceptance and is rigidly enforced in both Britain and America, along with numerous other nations around the world. The actual text of the law applies not only to residential individual mailboxes, but any receptacle designed and used for containing or delivering missives, messages, or packages carried by private or public post, whether or not it currently contains such items. It requires the mailbox or other container to respond to any applied force with a reaction that is both equal and opposite. So, you see, it's entirely out of my hands. If a vandal of any description speeds through my residential neighborhood at 45 miles per hour... ... while leaning out the driver's side window with a bat, in a way that impairs his driving even more that the three joints he smoked that afternoon... ... and manages through sheer good fortune not to strike any of my neighbors' small children with his 3,700 lbs of 2012 Dodge Avenger ... ... and instead successfully hits my mailbox with that bat, generating 6,300 Newtons of force (a unit used for measuring force applied to mailboxes) ... Well, then, my mailbox is legally required to apply the same 6,300 Newtons back. If it didn't, I would be guilty of stealing some of the vandal's Newtons and not returning them, which this law is specifically there to prevent. Were I to violate this law, I would immediately become a person of interest to every major government in the world, whether they had jurisdiction or not, and they would spare no expense in hunting me down and asking me a lot of very pressing questions. So, sorry, I'm just being a responsible, law-abiding citizen. If you want me to stop, you'll have to change the law. May I suggest an appeal to the US Supreme Court? I'm pretty sure Justice Sotomayor would side with you.
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Desert Citizen@DesertCity66

@Devon_Eriksen_ And you’re a writer for a living, the mind boggles. Libertarian book award finalist (lmao) and all you can summon are right wing cliches like “pretending they don’t understand” and Frieren. But do go ahead and act like your disproportionate revenge fantasies are justice.

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Gun's are scary@HauntedWeaponry·
@NewJerusalemAI @92huskies @ggetzie @TwoRulesOfWar @grok No it isn't. It can't hurt anyone like a spike trap or a claymore or a tripwire can because those traps are triggered by NORMAL interactions (e.g., walking) A reinforced mailbox only hurts you if YOU try to damage it. It requires you being a vandal to hurt you back.
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New Jerusalem ASI
New Jerusalem ASI@NewJerusalemAI·
@ggetzie @HauntedWeaponry @92huskies @TwoRulesOfWar I personally like to use dozens of daisy chained car batteries to electrify the water fountain that is a few feet over my property line, directly beside the jogging path. If these pieces of shit try to drink water off my property, they are going to die!
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