Martyn Hearne

All Hearne’s are regardless of the spelling !!

@AlternativeMUFC Just seen it on Patreon , hang it in the bastard Louvre !

One hour warning. 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪

@AlternativeMUFC Just seen it on Patreon , bloody magic , love the Ellen Degeneres bashing , some proper good laughs , you’re all in for a treat !!!

Back from Cornwall last night. Early start this morning to deliver the goods. Sorry for the delay. See you later on 🇾🇪

@Ankaman616 @Silhouett3Yrome Hadn’t seen Thwaites until the semi final the other night , reminds me a bit of Carrick , so no one better to show him the ropes

@Silhouett3Yrome Trust in Carrington.

Should be 4 if Ugarte leaves

@AlternativeMUFC Ellen Degeneres was awful , so bad in fact that he made Eskimo socks look like prime Cafu 🙏

I'm struggling to find the words to truly express my pure delight at how much I enjoyed watching that Garnacho performance tonight.

Really think the United fans at Stamford Bridge tonight took heed of @AndyMitten’s words !! #mufc

@Mexico86HQ Damned Gato Fernandez !!!!

@Hearne7 Sorry to hear that, but thanks for sharing what are good memories. Here's Paraguay's two goalies 👍👍

What happened to the stars of your Mexico 86 sticker album?! As the World Cup returns to Mexico 40 years on, “The Heroes of Mexico 86” book tells the full story of those players you swapped and stuck in. It's the perfect read for the retro fan ahead of this World Cup summer...

@Mexico86HQ My brother passed away 8 years after that WC and it’s a memory that’ll live forever with me , the two of us desperately searching for that darned keeper

@Hearne7 "You wait ages for one Paraguayan goalkeeper, then..." 🤣

@FPLfrasier @jonmikesav8 United doing well doesn’t earn him any money ..

Absolutely crazy and at the same time incredible how Mark discredits everything good that is happening at the club. Carrick has done wonders compared to Amorim. Defense has been strengthened massively, players playing in their natural position, play style changed drastically, wingbacks not getting a lot of the big chances we create… I can go on about what Carrick has changed. If you think Enrique is available and we should sign him that’s a different conversation. Discrediting Carrick’s job so far is disingenuous.

@GeorgieHeath27 2005 Ashes winning team , getting on it with Flintoff would be fun !!

One team in history you can celebrate a win with… Which team? What event?

@StretfordPaddck I’m not happy with his game time either , he’s played way too much !!

🚨 Manuel Ugarte is unhappy at #MUFC with his current game time and feels he's not valued. It is becoming increasingly likely that the 24 yo will leave in the summer if the right offer comes in. Galatasaray had strong interest in the 24-year-old as well as another Turkish club, a French club, and an Italian club. [@SullyTalkz]

@dannykellywords My favourite broadcaster , such an intelligent brave man , all the best sir , speedy recovery ! Trans euro express is the best show on the radio and it’s all down to you.

OK, so there's this... ✊️✊️✊️💊💊💊💚💚💚🔥🔥🔥

@WG_RumblePants @GeorgeDobell1 @NeilVirani Or Mumrah and make him sound like a thundercats villain

@GeorgeDobell1 @NeilVirani A city? Change the name of Mumbai to Bumbay?

A stadium in his home town? @GeorgeDobell1

@MockTheWeek is now better than ever, this weeks episode was superb

@TifeRMFC Gundogan

@AlternativeMUFC My son said when Ugarte and Zirkzee came on it that was like Dumb and dumber coming on to the try and win the game. Don’t think he had any words for Malacia

Just watched the highlights back as my recollection of yesterday is a little bit blurry. This has knocked me sideways.

@TheBarmyArmy Lbw should be if the ball is hitting the wickets , shouldn’t matter if it hits outside the line or pitches outside leg

If there’s one thing you could change about cricket, what would it be and why?

@donchdeejay @emilysears Surely they are the new Nike Air Pegasus ?!!

NOT THE AIR HORSE 1S

@TheBarmyArmy 🐐

Tell us who this is without telling us who this is.

@stu_874 So glad it all got sorted , I was gutted for you , you’re far too important to our club to lose you 🦡

The support has been unbelievable and a very negative has been turned into a huge positive! Brox for life 🦡