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Heather Frederica Crunch
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Heather Frederica Crunch
@HeatherCrunch
The Immortal Rose. Weapon Freak. Sixth Officio Eversor Rank Leader. https://t.co/rx8eaOGIld Read the write-ups below. (character account by @dmsakutarou)
AUSTRALIA เข้าร่วม Nisan 2015
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Saw this in my notifications and knew instantly what had happened
さんそん ダイエット中年@sanson_ganbaru
@chiakipus @OTheologicum これが「ライスクッカーちゃん」… 俺はいったい何を見せられているんだ
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So when you say "landmine girl", what kind of landmine are we talking about? Anti-personnel, anti-vehicle, anti-helicopter, nuclear...?
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given how many guys will watch a Ryan Gosling movie while whispering "literally me" every five minutes this explanation has always seemed sus to me
Cera Gibson@CeraGibson
One time I asked my brother why he tended to only play/make characters that were women. He said “If I’m gonna stare at a screen for hours, I’d rather it be at a cool girl than a dude,” so I think this is a personal problem.
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Apparently our constant bantz cause psychological distress.
Or he's a masochist who likes getting his dick flattened.
planefag@planefag
This. This is why I think 99% of "omg pedophile!" complaints are insane. If I have to talk to someone under 25 years of age I usually want to slam my dick in a door before I do that never. ever. ever. ever. jesus
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Keep your friends close, and your lesbians closer.
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@planefag I know you don't have a rice cooker but that's no way to talk about yourself.
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Is the relationship still toxic if everyone involved is immune to poison and disease?
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If I have at least one person looking at me disrespectfully, I've won
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I could be actively seductive if I wanted to. I just choose not to be.
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@HeatherCrunch the missile is supportive, brave and selfless, so it's nothing like a woman
youtube.com/watch?v=nT1sSy…
YouTube
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You don't even understand the missile, how could you possibly understand women?
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@a_man_in_red @planefag Hay is for horsegirls, straw is cheaper.
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@planefag STOP PUSHING THE CUTE GIRLS OFF MY TIMELINE WITH YOUR SPERGING
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me after reading this tweet and realizing I've been posting mostly terrible political posts recently
🇯🇵かえる 🇺🇸Frog@kaeruZangyo
Ｘで自動翻訳が始まった時、外国の人が日本のＸをベタ褒めしてましたよね。 ⠀ あまりにも褒めるから不思議に思ってたんだけど、その意味がわかりました。 ⠀ 日本語以外の言語で人気のポストをしばらく眺めたんですが、 ほぼ全て政治批判とか他国の批判とか皮肉とか偽のAI動画でした。 そこに少しスポーツのニュースが入るくらい。 ⠀ それに比べたら、日本のＸは本当に平和で面白いんだなと思った。
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@planefag Sure it is. See you in an hour, you addict.
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that's enough internet for today
Brigadier Ketchup@BrigadierKetch
“Your father’s Rare Pepe collection from 2016. An elegant meme from a more civilized age” “What happened to my father?” “A young poster named Darth Vader, who was an oomfie of mine until he trooned out, helped the left hunt down patriots. He betrayed and doxxed your father”
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