Heimish Humor

Moshe: "In the Torah, could You write the word Vayikra without the letter Aleph so people don't know I'm a special prophet?" Hashem: "No. But I could write it with a small Aleph so everyone knows you asked me to do that." Moshe: "What? That's even worse. Dude, don't." Hashem: "Sorry bro, it's happening."

@IlanBlock Haha I added the diet one just because

@HeimishHumor Was waiting for this Thinking about it today

If everyone in Israel just converted to Islam, this whole conflict with the Muslim world would end. Well, not really. If they became Sunni, the Shiites would try to kill them, and if they became Shiite, the Sunnis would try to kill them, and either way ISIS would try to kill them. But yeah, it's definitely Israel's fault there isn't peace in the Middle East.

Israel has done everything in their power to make peace with the dozens of surrounding Muslim nations. These nations have publicly stated that their goal is the destruction of Israel, and have repeatedly attacked Israel over the decades, so Israel has to respond to this jihadi terrorism. You literally know nothing about this.

@HeimishHumor @TuckerCarlson The Ethnostate currently occupying Palestine, are at War with seven countries, and are fully responsible for impending economic hardship for much of the Worlds population.

Joe Kent on why we actually went to war with Iran.

@DorstenFrinsk @TuckerCarlson You do realize in history Christians have killed tens of million of other Christians in wars because they had a different version of their faith. And you think it's a big deal that they persecuted Jews too? Moron.

@HeimishHumor @TuckerCarlson It's Historical & Worldwide.

@DeadInTheFlesh @TuckerCarlson True.

@HeimishHumor @TuckerCarlson Everyone knows you LOVE the attention. loooove being the center of everyone’s attention. ya’ love it. can’t get enough.

@KolotRabbi It's just a joke...that may be true.

@HeimishHumor You haven’t picked up your Tanach since last year?

I started cleaning for chametz and I found last year's missing afikoman under my Tanach.

Woke-Left: The source of all the world's problems is white people, especially the Jews. Woke-Right: The source of all the world's problems are minorities, especially the Jews.

@LahavHarkov Last night I was thinking about this. But really, the movie logo doesn't make sense either because the Godfather here is the puppet and there is some unseen hand controlling him.

@HeimishHumor The reference is clear. I don't think anyone was implying that The Godfather was being controlled. He was in charge.

Tucker is selling this mug. It shows how dumb he is because the picture portrays someone controlling AIPAC and not AIPAC controlling anyone.

@TuckerCarlson How Tucker sees the world.

@IlanBlock I guess. I didn't do it.

@HeimishHumor It did it automatically??

@IlanBlock Haha wow! I didn't even use grok for this. Weird how it knows.

@HeimishHumor This is to inform people of ai that looks real