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@Snarkaroni hey there snarky

This mobile game is earning $100m every month in China techinasia.com/mobile-game-ea…

Another subtle response from Gov. Chris Christie. #SkimmLife theskimm.com/2015/10/29/ski… via @theSkimm

Donald, he's just like us #SkimmLife theskimm.com/2015/10/26/ski… via @theSkimm

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Teddy armed with his 2nd Amendment right to be unbearable.

I'd rather have Major Dad reruns on continuous loop for the next 19 months than listen to Cruz, Rubio, Jeb and Hill yabber on.

May be tough to keep the Tight End position on his new team. bostonglobe.com/metro/2015/04/… … #Patriots

@scottinapac oh year, Hil baby... let's pig out.

In an effort to be more loved... and popular, Hillary ordered her handlers to wrap her in bacon.

'Republican Rubio calls 2016 White House race a 'generational choice' Looking at Cruz and now Rubio, I'd call it a de-generational choice.

@scottinapac Godfather's Pizza was the best damn food pyramid we ever had.

Le Pen outta Le Ink. bbc.com/news/world-eur…

@scottinapac My oh my. I have the perfect guy... the head beneath my rim.

I'm voting for the other guy. Not sure of who that is, but sure of that. #2016Election

Ted Cruz--figured out how he gets his face looking like that. All pouty and rigid. Uses Preparation H as a facial mask.

Ted Cruz must have gotten lotsa wedgies growing up.

California drought extends offshore... to stones.

Wrigley Field: No exit strategy. #CubFansPissedOnPissedOff deadspin.com/are-fans-at-wr…