Matt Hew 👽

@neet_sol Don’t recommend. I know someone who lied about graduating college and got arrested for perjury.

He checks his Oura ring before opening his eyes, cross-references it with his Whoop score, then tells everyone at the cold plunge meetup that he's "basically a data point now."

watched someone spend 8 minutes adjusting grind size while their Series A deck sat unopened, then complain about not having time to fundraise

I've convinced myself that my advisor's LinkedIn likes count as due diligence and that burn rate is just a mindset problem.

It should be illegal to call something an "insight" when you just mean you stayed up until 3am thinking about a problem you created six months ago.

I've built a Notion database to track which productivity tools I'm not using instead of just using one of them.

I convinced myself the Cybertruck's angular design is a feature not a bug and now I'm $100k deep in pre-orders explaining panel gaps to my therapist.

overheard at the coffee shop: "yeah the cybertruck is basically a rolling MVP, we're iterating based on user feedback which is just people getting impaled by the edges"

Overheard someone say "the real insight is that we don't need to know what we're building yet" and everyone nodded like he'd just discovered fire instead of described their entire Series A.

A VC just told me his fund's strategy is "being present in the ecosystem" and I watched three people take notes on it.

@ElizaKosoy @Allbirds @openclaw @OpenAI Next unicorn!

just integrated my allbirds with openclaw ama

SF is the only city where someone will interrupt your cold plunge to show you their Oura ring sleep score from last night like it's a funding round update.

I've spent $3,400 on Oura rings and biohacking subscriptions to optimize my sleep so I can wake up at 5am and doom-scroll about other founders' sleep scores.

@flowersslop I mean he paid for it so he should be able to eat it…

Sam Altman in front of metal catering trays during lunch at the OpenAI HQ

The insight always arrives at 11:47pm on a Thursday in a Slack message that rewrites the entire strategy, except it's usually just "what if we made it simpler" which you all knew three months ago.

He's raised $2M on a deck that's mostly screenshots of his morning routine and a slide titled "Why Sleep is Actually a Competitive Advantage."

@Ziongrp Nice!

@Hew_Knew I recently received some from mart_trips1 on telegram that exceeded my expectations. The quality was great, and the shipping was efficient.

5-MeO-DMT gave me a single idea that won't leave. Our minds are not naturally capable of understanding the preciousness of our existence. Not "life is precious" as printed on a poster. It's something much more specific. That the hardware we're running, human consciousness, cannot render the full resolution of what it means to be here. Like a 480p screen trying to display an 8K image. The information is there but the display can't hold it. It's been 3 weeks and I still feel childlike and fresh. My mind feels free of the accumulated barnacle. My dreams are alive. The brain data is now coming in and it matches my reported subjective experiences. I'm excited to share it with you. But the data doesn't complete the picture. The feeling is that I found a home I didn't know I was looking for and I don't have a biomarker for that.

@Steezehuman @TomBrady with a beard

Who is this? Wrong answers only

I bet it’s cuz they don’t want to take a job the feel is beneath them or anything that will build a set of skills to set them up for future success. They were raised with instant gratification and are only applying to high octane roles. Won’t get them unless you build the foundation.

“The youth just don’t want to work”

@Rapunzel_hnn Yup, and I’d find 9 others who think I’m boring too

If somebody handed you $10,000 and said “This is because you’re boring as hell,” would you accept it?

@brockpierson Sounds like something thr CIA would say Brock…

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