Matt Hew 👽

@neet_sol Don’t recommend. I know someone who lied about graduating college and got arrested for perjury.

@mattshumer_ Does no opinion = no IQ?

Your opinion on local AI models is a great IQ test

Let’s rip

@eatinerni It’s my Tuesday night cheat meal.

@Hew_Knew do you really eat pickled chicken feet?

Do ketchup and mayonnaise belong on a hotdog? 🌭

@blevined The best boy

Good boy

@nico_laqua @abrilzucchi @UseCorgi Excited to be here

@abrilzucchi @UseCorgi Welcome!

very happy to announce that i’m joining @UseCorgi to work on marketing, growth & events in NYC :) corgi is an insurance carrier that cuts out the broker and uses AI to underwrite policies directly for startups and businesses - and they're killing it we’re also opening a 24/7 cafe in NYC soon, so if you want to partner or host events with us, DM me!

@eurofounder At least it wasn’t cheating!

UPDATE: yes, my wife did have sex with another man that night. But it wasn't cheating. It was purely physical

@skeptrune Facts. I want ones that float tho

@Hew_Knew they're here, have two wheels, can fit between lanes, and have high revving engines

waymos are very slow to get places i'm directionally bearish on founders or otherwise supposedly busy people that swear by them feels unserious

@kseniam0s Say it’s $1/year for first 1000 users

$0 budget. how would you go about securing first 1,000 paying customers?

@brockpierson Ketchup

You are what you tweet.... What are you

@sama Why do you hate Elon? I just want to know

GPT-5.6 sol is half the price and ~twice as token efficient as fable in many cases for accomplishing the same task. happy to deliver at one-quarter of the price.

@akcushman Is this Leann?

@akcushman Did you paint this?

@chefsevenn Slap me in the face and get me some ketchup for these bad boys

Ketchup is NOT available, what would you dip these fries in?

@timourxyz Compared to when? You’re only a day older than yesterday tbh. Welcome to SF tho!!!

life updates - I'm a year older today, and I have officially moved to SF☀️

@Bro_scious @Sofia50020Sofia Idk dude…

@Hew_Knew @Sofia50020Sofia

What's missing 🤔

@Bro_scious @Sofia50020Sofia Who’s Ellen?

@Hew_Knew @Sofia50020Sofia Said Ellen

@erikalee @BusinessInsider @UseCorgi Congrats 🎉

Wrote an essay for @BusinessInsider on moving from LA to SF to work for @UseCorgi, the cultural differences between the two cities, & why the humanities are becoming increasingly important in the AI era ✍🏼 TLDR: I am happy with my decision and love that they used the pic with my mom as the main photo

@muheediva01 Life, it’s called life

WHAT IS IT CALLED WHEN YOU'VE OUTGROWN YOUR CURRENT ROLE BUT DO NOT WANT TO GO THROUGH LIFE DRAINING PROCESS OF A NEW JOB SEARCH ??