Drew🌱🔻

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said "ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there" and i said "well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?" and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog"

I used to smoke cigarettes but now I like Chocolate

@LifewithKeeks_ I'm reading 1984 still rn. I read it in the bath

Which book next?

the government can kill almost 200 children at an elementary school with no recourse, but you’ll go to jail if you don’t pay for them to do so.

Nobody Me at work: Hiding my autism like a pro

@DrAllyLouks Mm yummy

I wonder what the dinosaurs thought when they encountered magnolia blossoms 100 million years ago

That's some Avatar 2 shit

it's a billion fkn degrees in cali right now bruh and these tech devils doing all they can to build data centers to use up all the water and make the world burn up even quicker and you bitch ass mfs wanna get excited over jay z performing in 2026. this a bitch ass country i stg

@runliftrunlift Finding the right input is the next hard part after learning this lol

When runners feel tightness in the hamstring, Achilles, etc., their instinct is often to rest or static stretch. I do the opposite. “Tight” can be protective. The muscle is weak and guarding itself. Neural tension. Your brain is saying, “let’s not do anything stupid.” The way out isn’t sitting on your couch. It’s the right kind of load. When you move and load it appropriately, you send a signal back: “this is safe.” That’s why I lean on walking, slow running, smooth & controlled eccentrics, heavy isometrics. Prolonged sitting makes it feels worse. Static stretching might feel good briefly, but doesn’t solve the problem and can aggravate it if pushed. Your body isn’t fragile. It just needs the right input.

@humanutella Rofl

@gaialect Zoomies

hey my 9month old cat… is significantly longer after 2 days and has more zoomies than ever. is this normal after a growth spurt or is something wrong? 🤣😭 he’s scaring me. that’s him jumping off the couch for no reason omg.

@Clitortoise Your anxiety about your anxiety is too much and you take over

being out with someone who also has social anxiety cancels mine out because u not finna have us out here looking stupid wtf we have to take turns!!

@drlsobers 🤤

Vegan Jollof Rice, Akara (I tried a ting 😅), Vegan Chick'n, Fried Plantain, Lettuce. #vegan #veganinguyana #veganonabudget

Normalize telling people you took an entire day to do nothing and feel zero guilt about it.

@emkenobi The French voted at the guillotine

The only real answer is they have to die but the majority of people still think we can defeat them through voting which is why the revolution hasn’t happened yet.

There is something almost beautiful about how naked the corruption is now. No more speeches about sacrifice. No more solemn lies about democracy. No more fake tears about freedom. Just war for Israel, higher oil, and the president of the United States openly celebrating the profits. That is America in its purest form. A country where the poor are asked to endure inflation like patriots while the ruling class insider-trades its way through blood.

@LifewithKeeks_ Got em

Me to my kid: “you’re not going to school” My kid: “whoooooooo” Also, my kid: Proceeds to read me a book about inventions starting with Archimedes Bruh, I was tryna go back to sleep 😭🤣

tripped over something i left on the floor and dropped my phone with a lot of force but it perfectly landed unharmed onto the pile of clothes i also left on the floor

i actually think its very easy to not use chatgpt like all you have to do is not use it

@esther_stan Lol atp the mom needs the lesson

Parents please train your kids properly. This woman’s 7year old son always hugs me whenever I come to her store to get frozen animal protein. He hugged me today and told me he was going to marry me . I told him I can’t marry him and he started crying. His mother came in and said “ Just tell him you’ll marry him , he loves you”. These are the issues !!