

🧵 Swiss Ramble recently did a forecast on CFC’s financial performance for FY 23 & 24 and its impact regarding FFP & P&S I figured, as an accountant / auditor myself, I’d have a look and present some of my thoughts below /1
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Chelsea fan. Accountant / Auditor. Politically leftist and generally a nerd.


🧵 Swiss Ramble recently did a forecast on CFC’s financial performance for FY 23 & 24 and its impact regarding FFP & P&S I figured, as an accountant / auditor myself, I’d have a look and present some of my thoughts below /1

Enzo Fernandez’s agent has called Liam Rosenior’s decision to drop the Chelsea midfielder “completely unfair” and says his comments during the international break were not intended to disrespect the club. Fernandez’s agent, Javier Pastore, told The Athletic talks had been held with Chelsea over renewing his client’s contract, which runs until 2032, but an agreement was yet to be reached. If the parties are unable to agree on terms after the World Cup, Pastore said the Argentina international intends to explore other options. ✍️ @MarioCortegana 🔗 bit.ly/4s6oCqN

Who are the most pessimistic fans in the Premier League? Read The Athletic’s hope-o-meter for free: bit.ly/4mb1xlE?utm_so…


ChatGPT is now available in CarPlay. The voice mode you know, now available on-the-go. Rolling out to iPhone users running iOS 26.4+ where CarPlay is supported.

Moises Caicedo - Touch & Dribbling

🚨 The maximum punishment Mudryk could face is a four-year ban. He has already missed 16 months, which historical precedent suggests would count as time served in any suspension. If he is found innocent, he would be free to return to action immediately. Sources say Chelsea are supporting their player but are also planning for the future within their squad, signing Alejandro Garnacho and Jamie Gittens last summer to compete for left wing minutes. (@liam_twomey) #CFC




Four court hearings, probably £1m+ of fees, all to work out if large marshmallows are a "sweetened prepared food which is normally eaten with the fingers", and therefore subject to VAT. Spoiler: they are not. Because "A > B and C > D, (A + C) > (B + D)"






Didier Drogba - Receiving Long Balls 101

Didier Drogba - Receiving Long Balls 101

🗣️ @MicahRichards: "I've gone to Lampard and he's just looked the other way, he blanked me!" 🗣️ @GaryLineker: "He left you hanging?" Good to know Micah hasn't taken it to heart 😂

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This story off Frank Lampard and Micah Richards is jokes 🤣🤣



Chelsea revenue rose to £490.9m, which is their second highest on record. Also, Chelsea made a positive transfer balance of £57.9m, under pressure from Uefa regulations. Loss before tax is £262.4m, which is a Premier League record. Chelsea revenue projected to increase to approx £700m next season. No concerns internally at falling foul of regulatory rules in any competition.

British people will spend £4 on a meal deal every single working day, never cook, never calculate the annual total and then wonder why they can’t save. £4 a day is £1,040 a year. Eaten in a park. Under grey skies. In a triangle sandwich. This is not judgement. Just observation.