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One imagines Sisyphus enjoyed the pressure of the boulder on his erect penis from time to time
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Treb the Holy Father
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Treb the Holy Father
@HolyFatherTreb
So woke you’ll want to kill yourself (he/him) (south/paw)
Tennessee, USA เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2024
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@ThomasHatesAll I’m all those things AND I’m correct
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@HolyFatherTreb You’re a fat Muslim terrorist sympathiser. Do some star jumps you bummer
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@HolyFatherTreb Saw the maga hat and instantly stopped caring about what he had to say.
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@MaceAhWindu I like to think the Cars universe only hosted the pacific side of the war
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The implication of there being a Car universe Nazi Germany
SwagKirb@Swag_K1RBY
Planes (2013) is such an anomaly It’s mostly Unfunny comedy and Cars plagiarism and then this shit happens
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@BCTheTruthl Yeah man you got to be able to do something about that
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Whole video of his opponent running from him.
MMA depressivo@MMAdepressive
Tentaram... tentaram te convencer que esse estilo era bom de assistir
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Just found out Chappell Roan didn’t actually slime that kid, I’m extremely disappointed in her
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@AsusDaphnean @yurimaxed Even if this were true 30 years is a pretty long time
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@yurimaxed how is society so dependant on the internet now when it didn't exist like 30 years ago
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How are people so dependent on AI now when it didn’t exist like 4 years ago?
ash ✭@ashesindastreet
had a girl tell me she thought we had a spencer’s in the mall i work at because chatgpt said we did, i told her we don’t and she would know that if she googled the mall directory and she said “you can do that?”
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@RobertJMolnar No bro you don’t get it airborne it’s still combat effective I swear bro it worked in Germany bro
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as I have been saying for 2 weeks.....and in recent days all of the "experts" are saying, this would be the most suicidal military move...
1. Iran is not going to just allow a convoy of MEUs with a few thousand Marines through the straits to get to the island. We are in a war, they will sink them
2. An airborne assault out of Kuwait, or a fucking airborne parachute drop as the other option is ridiculous
3. The island is 15 miles offshore from the mainland...literally in fucking MORTAR range at least.....drones and missiles and artillery will just pound the tiny "excursion" of troops on a tiny island that has no bunkers, no where to hide
4. Zero logistical support for any troops that actually get there
What the fuck are we doing?
GeoInsider@InsiderGeo
NEW: Israeli sources are increasingly pointing to a possible U.S. ground operation against Iran, likely limited and focused on Kharg Island and the Strait of Hormuz. The objective would be clear: hit Iran’s oil lifeline and force Tehran back to the table.
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@LukeDCoffey And then we immediately left the Middle East, which was stable and in a far better position than when we arrived, right?
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In 2003, it took the U.S. military just 21 days to capture Baghdad and defeat what was then the world’s seventh-largest army.
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@brndxix Look at his chimp arms dude they’re brushing his shoelaces
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the only genetic advantage brady didn’t get was speed cmon man
MayhamSandwich@lmchankins
@milehighami Tom Brady didn't win any genetic lotteries, yet still the GOAT...
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Under no circumstances should anyone be told they should find fights like this interesting and/or worthy of their time
Coko Lord@cokolordmma
MVP - Sam Patterson maçının rezilliği dillere destan. 15 dakika boyunca sadece zıpladılar.. izlerken adamı yaşlandıran türden bir dövüştü
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@esjesjesj Yeah but they’re usually bad human beings so I’ll let it slide
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Nurse is killing me here. They have to clean up dead bodies
NSNB@N_S_N_B
Clavicular lists the "Top 10 easiest Jobs" 1. OF Girl 2. Model/TikToker 3. Reaction YouTuber 4. Nurse 5. Uber Delivery Driver 6. Cameraman 7. Lawyer 8. Pro Athlete 9. Plumber 10. Streamer
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I drink black coffee because I view caffeine as an indulgence and if I’m going to partake I have to punish myself by making it taste gross
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I actually saw Chappell Roan at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but she kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Ma’am, you need to pay for those first." At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Pop Base@PopBase
Chappell Roan addresses Jorginho’s recent post about his stepdaughter and wife. She clarifies that the security guard wasn’t her personal security and agrees it was unfair of the guard to assume the child had bad intentions.
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@MCJ_Dolph This makes me want to have sex with a woman who has a large bush and then throw something at my son
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I remember when you weirdos tried to make me dislike shit like this. But it’s hard.
Kenjac@JackKennedy
Chuck Norris vs Bruce Lee (The Way of the Dragon) RIP Legends
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@BuddyNoLove Popping on a drug test isn’t a dishonorable discharge
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That dishonorable discharge gon make the civilian life TOUGH AF
Invis🧜♀️@invis4yo
I just read that US troops are smoking weed so they fail their drug tests and get kicked out, so they don't have to fight the war. Protesting is protesting🤙🏼 Brilliant.
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