HowlingChrysalis

I write fanfiction, you can find my links below. For non pony content: archiveofourown.org/users/Howling_… For pony content: (Ponepaste = pastebin clone) ponepaste.org/user/Hugh_Neut… fimfiction.net/user/875914/Ho…

@PalmyrPar Complimenting the foids with "Double plus twin peaks" from now on

“Twin Peaks” sounds like some shit a zoomer would say to indicate approval of you

That's all very nice, but what this ignores are the severe problems that are caused by restricting immigration. Here's a deep dive 🧵 on the ten severe issues that we're seeing as a result of reduced migration:

@20Hoffee07 Adolf Hitler reincarnation found

Fine then nigga, hope you have a bad night. Sleep loose as hell. Hope the bed bugs bite.

@TwinklyBlood @AnonFillyPony Heiffery Jetstream

@AnonFillyPony The list of what Is that the fucking ponification of Jeffrey Epstein

Not saying the list was incomplete, but here are a few names I might have overlooked while scrolling 👀 - AmyNewBlue - Lightsolver - CorpulentBrony - Wootmaster - BronyFandont - ZeGrapePony Again, just might have slipped past me. Lists can be tricky like that. 🙂

@WheyPeat De White man does that for us

@seweraccess @WheyPeat "Your ancestors signed the covenant. We must secure the future of the Equine race, boy,"

@WheyPeat "No, @HowlingBugQueen .. not like that!"

@TwitchRappy It could be

@HowlingBugQueen Hahaha us? Hahaa

Learned helplessness but it's for pulling out before she leg locks

@HowlingBingus Avoiding all that is the "pullout"

@HowlingBingus Imagine wrestling but it's a guy and a girl, and a leg lock is a pin, and the referee is a cuck watching from the corner, and after the 3 second countdown you have to pay child support.

@HowlingBugQueen What's that?

In response to the new X guidelines I hereby declare that my copyright is attached to all of my posts, replies, and quote tweets (as a result of the Berner Convention). Use of the “dislike” feature against my content is strictly forbidden. The violation of my engagement is punishable by law (UCC 1-308-103 and the Rome Statute). X is now an open capital entity. All followers must post a notice like this. If you do not publish this statement at least once, you are tacitly allowing people to dislike your posts.

@TakeThiamine Jay getting up in the morning before logging onto X, the everything app(TM)

Dose? Dose? Dose? Dose? How much do you take? How much do you usually take? Dose? Dose in mg please 🤲 Dose? What is the best dose of Vitamin 1? What is the best dose of Vitamin 2? What is the best form and dose? Dose in mg? Dose? Dose?

@revenant_MMXX Out of all the self ships and fursona self art, this is quite tame an example. Dare I say it's even reasonable. I've seen way worse delusional tumblr fursonas and other shit out there.

Reminder that Tumblr never really went away, it just expanded. The entire internet is like a bucket of water with a few drops of diarrhea added to it

@HowlingTall @HowlingKOTH It was all very tasteful and grand. Like a scene from LOTR. Sir Duncan's body was in shimmering gold armor like on his howler card. x.com/i/status/20304…

@HowlingKOTH @HowlingBugQueen

I had a dream that @HowlingTall sacrificed himself to save the rest of us Howlers. We had a grand funeral for him and everyone was misty eyed. Howling King Theoden made a beautiful speech and that we were forever indebted to him for this. Surreal.

@dyingscribe Honestly can you blame the guy?

I don’t even have shit to say Husband down so bad he’s fleeing the country He’s not even the predator here