HowlingChrysalis

I write fanfiction, you can find my links below. For non pony content: archiveofourown.org/users/Howling_… For pony content: (Ponepaste = pastebin clone) ponepaste.org/user/Hugh_Neut… fimfiction.net/user/875914/Ho…

@HowlingKanye @vrilliumlive @captive_dreamer Hey man I told you that in confidence

@vrilliumlive @captive_dreamer I don’t think eating cum and wearing dresses is a pre-requisite of honestly but I’m glad you’re so humble.

"What about the women's clothes?" "That was real."

@helios_brah I was hoping for some sort of identity annihilating sissy hypno but Stoicism is good too, yeah.

@HowlingBugQueen You dont give it attention in the first place, because it actually does not matter It will still linger here and there, and thats fine

When that deep seated childhood trauma hits you hard Has he not heard of breathwork??

@nordman__ I have feelings too, you know

You will notice how it's never the beautiful bugs that are trying to sneak into your house, the butterflies etc. It's always the ugly. The desperate ones.

@negafops What about 1 million sperms

"1 million likes is a big deal" Imagine one million germs

We’ll rape that bridge when we come to it

I am A Rape Guy, one of many. Don't know if I have the credentials to call myself The Rape Guy.

@0x49fa98 Measure the calories required for a rat to solve a maze, then find the calories required for the rat to move across the same distance traveled as he did in the maze but in a straight line and subtract it. Replace rat with average anglo if desired.

@eugyppius1 That's just my wife, sorry for the trouble 😔

A dead humpback whale has washed up on the shore of the Danish island of Anholt. It is most likely the corpse of Horst the Whaletard - 200km south of where he was freed. He was making his way stubbornly back towards the Baltic.

@HowlingShrek Go for it, start the World Howler War 2

Preparing a howler tier list, reply to be included. I’ll do as many as possible

@Wocks_ @NakazatoR32 Godspeed

at hitler's mountain summer house summoning the portal to equestria

@HowlingShrek @realKalos You're scooping up followers, I'm sending Kalos some Bronies, we're not the same.

@HowlingBugQueen @realKalos x.com/howlingshrek/s…

Somewhat of a serious post today, My account and some of my friends has been getting spammed with false reports. Please follow my alt @realKalos in case this one goes down.

@revenant_MMXX She cheated on him, dog

Another one of those "moral quandaries" where people pretend to know how they'd act if they were actually put in this situation. Realistically, most men are not going to want to raise someone else's rape baby.

Make sure to post lots of my little pony content to cheere up!

@rainbow_spek_gs @LightningFiery POV: your human friend is taking you out for food

POV: You're taking out your pony waifu for food

@uncledoomer >Pregnancy job >Lost wages for pregnancy appointments Ok, if she weren't stupid the appointments should really be a business expense of the pregnancy job and tax deductible but whatever.

checking in on how things are going over on threads

You think without some agitating deadline you can't work. Without a job she won't think you're a man. But it's not true. Bad things go away and your life simply improves. Suffering does not build character. An easy life builds character. You feel good enough to be kind. Suffering warps you into a hideous cheap man-goblin with no dick. I'm reading my old stuff. I was miserable and clenched. It was always gotta quit my job when can I quit my job. When will I get a girlfriend. And I'll say it again. Allegedly wise people kept telling me it's you. If things change you'll still be the source of your suffering. Things changed. They gave me what I wanted. I am no longer suffering.

@paccheripp @PeacockStud @brainfriedtard @gunk4188 It should be legal to hunt the doctor who circumsized you

@PeacockStud @brainfriedtard @gunk4188 Various 19th century American doctors, and also notably John Kellog (the cereal guy), started a movement to chop off men’s foreskins to make sex less pleasurable, hoping that it would deter masturbation. 80% of Americans are circumcised to this day.

The level of scrutiny men receive even for completely private masturbation habits in a country that removes flesh from their penis as infants as a holdover from a 19th century movement to reduce male libido is justification for the worst excesses of incel rhetoric

"my hole, my ex, My Rapist, my dad, one time i dated a guy who was into scientology, red flag toxic situationship with a problematic age gap, my pussy, sex with a werewolf, pedo, porn brained, only fans, men should stop doing that, men should start do that, my hole"

@novusolus "Repeat after me, My hole" "My hole" "Toxic situationship with a problematic age gap, My hole" "My hole" "Men should stop doing that, My hole" "My hole"