Laphingwala

कभी तो आसमाँ से चाँद उतरे जाम हो जाए तुम्हारे नाम की इक ख़ूबसूरत शाम हो जाए

@_whotfisnora_ How do you know

@Humorosaurus We know

???

@tambaakoo Link pls

cant be more true🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ganjichudeil 6th incoming

mumbai indians gang streak tod diya can't do my annual ritual first match tweet anymore

@mufaddal_vohra All credit to mahieka

🚨 MI BREAKS THE JINX. 🚨 - Mumbai Indians have won their opening match of the IPL season for the first time since 2012. 🤯🔥

This march is so long and eventful, we even got MI winning their first match of an IPL season

@missmaddenstein Even my mom just said "aaj kkr ke liye toh suryavanshi sabse accha khela"

Mom during the KKR innings, confused: “he doesn’t look like that roly poly kid, is this another Suryavanshi?” Me: “it’s Raghuvanshi”

MI first match days are anyway stress free but Rohit Bhai ne toh aaj extra serotonin boost de diya

@spryeeet Yes?

@Humorosaurus ....notebook?

1. Notebook 2. How to lose a guy 3. Notting hill/harry met sally

@tambaakoo Me

kisi ko mere ig pr aana hai bcz ive started micro vlogging on my close frends

@_whotfisnora_ Nahi matlab benne toh Bangalore ka hai woh keh raha

@Humorosaurus Nahi ye gk ki photo hai

@hella__badid Mai patla hota toh mai bhi aise hi sabko pait dikhata

toh ismein pet dikhane ki kya zaroorat hai

@fairiehaze Cookies cream and chocolate overload

ice cream cake 🍰

@nainparii Time span nahi pata na. Saal do saal purani baat ke liye bhi ho skta hai

@Humorosaurus ABEY TUJHE TO PTA HOGA

If a woman of power (mother, partner or anyone else) takes your full sarkaari name, just leave whatever you're doing, fall on the ground and apologise. Safest way out.

@nainparii I never ask what I did, I just accept the punishment

@Humorosaurus What did you do

@CatLover56577 Santara

What name would you give this cat?

@petercatrecrdco That's oomf

vanilla sweet cream cold brew

Will get "most ardently" tattooed on my wrist one day.