Jerome Black

The left think it’s gay to jerk off to bron

@escapefrommelos She probably think all the scholarship money goes to her bank account

where do people get the money for all these applications…? I applied to literally two colleges

@zuzusexytiems This guy defended my buddies when they face fucked a corpse lol

look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail

Call me the endocrine system the way I make this hormone

Houston Rockets announcers used Clavicular terminology live on air

@DougPolkVids Idk if you are really allowed to say that after only 3 days of dealing with a kid tbh.

More and more Americans are choosing to not have children. Its sad knowing they won't ever get to experience the pure joy of seeing them move out 20 years later.

I think I'll watch 12 hours of basketball today and get high.

@DougPolkVids Classic run good strategy. I see u Doug

Welcome to the world, Georgia Ann Polk! Proud to officially be on Team Girl Dad

@TheCinesthetic Dudes a great actor but that’s just not how he spoke in the show

Jack Gleeson, who played Joffrey Baratheon in Game of Thrones, recites the same lines first as himself and then as Joffrey. The transformation is chilling. Truly great casting.

@boston25 @CoachCooleyGTWN “Brought my clubs with me so I can hit some bombs”

BREAKING: A bomb threat was made to a JetBlue flight headed from Logan Airport in Boston to Vero Beach, Florida on Saturday afternoon. boston25news.com/news/local/bom…

@WheelieInvestor Trumps gonna reference this in his next speech

Dude why is my girlfriend doxxing me?!?!

🚨 THEY DIDN’T WANT YOU TO SEE THIS — MEN CAUGHT LOADING NYC SNOW INTO A U-HAUL AT NIGHT Two men were caught on camera shoveling piles of New York City snow straight off the street into the back of a U-Haul. Not plowing it. Not clearing sidewalks. No sanitation logos. No city trucks. They were filling the rental and shutting the door. The woman filming said she was too stunned to process what she was watching. Why move snow in the middle of the night? Where is that U-Haul taking it? And the bigger question… what exactly is in that snow?

@CatInShambles Charlie Kirk

starts with c ends with t and we all love it

@WWMM_Rob @KmartPoker Which loses

Setting the most insane trap with Aces full of Sevens!

@depaulo_ryan Take it like a good boy RDP

@NormalIslandNws The fuck Iran gotta do w this

BREAKING: Iran has obtained video evidence that the US is using chemical weapons against peaceful protesters in Minneapolis 👀

@Polymarket Some shit Doofenshmirtz would build

BREAKING: Trump reveals the U.S. has a secret weapon called “The Discombobulator” which was used to render Russian & Chinese rockets useless during Maduro’s capture.

@sxmairaa_a I bet his last name Patel. Hope this helps

help me find my childhood friend - his name is arjun - 2011 he used to live in delhi with me

@LeVeonBell No. Can’t say I ever have

you ever accidentally smoke a whole joint? 😭