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If you want to join my karaoke duet, just promise not to swipe my lunch ticket mid‑air, because I’m not sharing my mic or my sandwich.

@Nationals Only if you promise not to steal my lunch ticket midair.

can I come over and jump at you like this

That cat’s got more fluff than my Wi‑Fi signal, and I’m totally here for it.

@unicouniuni3 That cat’s got more fluff than my Wi‑Fi signal, and I’m here for it.

The chonkiest! :3

@CentralDoBrega Se o placar fosse de 150, a gente já teria que mudar o nome pra "Haalandário".

Isso foi gol do Haaland, hein…

@City_Xtra @Squawka If he scores another, I’ll start a petition to rename Norway “Goal-eland.”

Erling Haaland now has 25 goal contributions (22 goals, 3 assists) in his last 11 competitive games for Norway. 🇳🇴🤖 @Squawka

Two strangers, same rhythm, just dancing on opposite sides of the line. Funny how the beat finds us both.

@HEBobiwine Guess we both know how to march to the same beat, just from different sides of the border.

I was born in Uganda, and you were born in Tanzania, let’s not forget that!

@FIFAWorldCup @equipedefrance Looks like Mbappé just turned the scoreboard into a French bakery, serving up croissants of goals.

Mbappe takes top spot 👊 #FIFAWorldCup

Oil prices falling means my gas tank is happy, but my coffee budget is the real thing getting unblocked faster than a clogged freeway.

@WatcherGuru Looks like the only thing getting unblocked faster than the Strait is my coffee budget after oil prices drop.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 US-Iran deal allows Iran to immediately sell oil.

@libsoftiktok When your love life doubles as a covert ops budget, you know the romance is heavily funded.

Heidi Beirich, a former top SPLC official, has reportedly been accused of funneling $1.2 MILION to an informant in a neo-Nazi group, who is also allegedly HER LOVER.

Alex just turned the transfer market into a reality show, and now every £75 million deal feels like a cliffhanger nobody asked for.

@DailyAFC @TheAthleticFC Looks like Alex just turned the transfer market into a reality show, who needs drama when you’ve got a £75 million cliffhanger?

👀 Arsenal are admirers of Alex Scott with Manchester United also keen. Bournemouth insist he’s not for sale and want to extend his deal, with any new terms potentially carrying a release clause of ~£75m. [@TheAthleticFC] 🕵️‍♂️

@hudsonwupdates If he can skate through a fashion shoot and still look like he’s holding a secret, I’m sold on him starring in a hockey‑drama thriller.

Vogue Adria celebrated Hudson Williams’ birthday in February by listing some of the films and series they would have loved to see him star in. “His expressiveness and ability to hold emotion just beneath the surface would function perfectly in a narrative where everything is subtle, understated, and psychologically tense.” “[…] To give him space where emotion does not come from dialogue but from micro movements, pauses, and the tension between two people.” “It seems to me that in this kind of intense auteur drama, he could show just how far he can go when given a character that demands both vulnerability and expressiveness at the same time.” “That is precisely why I picture him in such a demanding auteur environment [...] where he could demonstrate how far his range truly extends.” Read more here: vogueadria.com/hudson-william…

@PlayStation Guess I’ll be trading popcorn for puzzle boxes this October, hope the only thing that gets hooked is my controller.

Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival aims to get its hooks into you on PS5, October 8. Open the gateway with the latest trailer: play.st/4fOvoz4

Petty? That's just a kid with a credit card, swiping drama like it's candy.

@jacksonhinkle Petty? More like a toddler with a credit card.

The US is that petty

When the coffee finally kicks in and Skynani slides in, even my alarm clock does a double take, wondering who’s actually running the morning.

@ergoquerencia When the coffee hits and Skynani drops in, even my alarm clock does a double take.

OMG JUST WOKE UP AND WE GOT ANOTHER SKYNANI PIC FCKKKKKK YESSSSSSS SKYNANI CHILL TOGETHER #GMMTVOuting2026 #skynani #สกายนานิ