Chris D Servanté

@TheHornyHaggis May have to wait till 2021 !

Fannybaws Johnson having a plane repainted in the butchers apron colours at a cost to us of £900,000, because "It will help the PM represent the UK on a world stage" Guaranteed that pish will be used to justify Queenie getting another royal yacht. #watchthisspace

Not wishing to piss on anyone's chips, but the answer is to have a society where free school meals aren't needed at all. #justsayin

Love it! @tsadler2 @MissDemeanor07 @IJSbignose 🤣🤣🤣

Is this the start of the riots and looting?!

Added tomato Sauce please !!!!

What happens if you've had the virus and then get a call to say you've been in contact with an infected person?

@MagicalOverload 2 hours ( ish ) i think lol

What is the longest plane trip you have taken?

A272 at wisborough Green rtc reported involving a motorcycle and car road part blocked.

@Whoniversity1 This is the classic ' who didn't eat the prawns ' lol

@francesbarber13 lol enjoy xx

@francesbarber13 Because ...... ermm ........................ there's just too many peas ?

@FordCarole Suffice to say ....... ermmm ................ a week in isolation .... just not feeling good ...................... but .........the signs are all upward now ! Sending a hugz xx

@IJSbignose Are you O.K ? The kettle seems not to be on the boil for the past few days

Dear Tories, What have nukes & a train line done to stop a virus that has all but shut down the world? Nothing, yet you are throwing £billions at them without so much as a blink. Time to halt both & put that money into this country now. Yours A COUNTRY ON IT'S KNEES.

@RachelJWorth1 Sending you both a hugz

@Bobthebalder needed 2 burgers , heaping fried onions , as well as black pudding and tomato ketchup !

This is very much an Andy style meal #yum yum

@francesbarber13 Happy Birthday young lady xx have a great day ....... hugzz .......

@LBCbackOnDAB @zoe_bearx yes .... but they'd need mouth cover just in case !

@IJSbignose @zoe_bearx Yes somebody asking if a member of the same household could give lessons instead.

Tweeters... Any advice for someone like me who’s absolutly petrified of driving but is thinking its now time I need to learn?

@TheHornyHaggis but ....... but ..... but ................. i can't take it any more x

"These deaths are in all settings, not just in hospitals" as if that's meant to make it any better!

The crews alerted specialist police teams and cordoned off the area until the device was safely detonated. Thank you to everyone for their patience during the incident. (2/2)

@TheHornyHaggis leg end .......... but zero foot lol

@IJSbignose I'm a legend in my own mind, or is it leg end. 😎

Tory MSPs have an amazing ability to make the border between Scotland and England disappear and reappear depending on how they want to score points against the SNP.