Icy Mike

594 posts

Icy Mike

Icy Mike

@IcyMikeP

Icy Mike is an aging, washed up martial artist who now makes YouTube videos because he can't fight good.

เข้าร่วม Mart 2015
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Reagan Airport
Reagan Airport@Reagan_Airport·
Around 9 a.m., a suspicious package was located in a break room. The Airports Authority police established a perimeter for safety until the item can be cleared, that included moving passengers out of the D Concourse. We will let you know when we have an update.
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Icy Mike
Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
Did @WWE break Netflix? I literally can't see Cena.
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
Is it just me that thinks the entire suite of Adobe products is an unintuitive pile of shit?
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
If you say that the credit card machine is gonna ask me a question, you can't fight.
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
"He looks like an emo leprechaun." My daughter is watching wrestling for the first tjme and just saw @DMcIntyreWWE
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
Is Kanye West the Elton John of our generation?
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
If you honk your car horn more than once or twice a year, you can't fight.
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
@justnymp Boy you probably honked your horn this morning.
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
@peytonpearson Lol you think people give a shit about your horn? It's a micro tantrum. Grow up.
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Nig Vicious
Nig Vicious@peytonpearson·
@IcyMikeP Mike. What about Los Angeles drivers Mike. They don’t respond to anything that isn’t a honk
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Icy Mike
Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
Someone help me! The age gap with my wife has gone over the wisdom curve... she knows all kinds of things now and I can't see, hear or remember.
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
If you're wearing a jacket, but your kid isn't... you can't fight.
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
@chriscvlt @JohnCena The take gets hotter: This would mean more than the Undertaker's streak being broken.
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
Best booking idea ever: @JohnCena decides he wants to become a grand slam champion before he retires, loses to the IC champion, then retires... for real. Can you imagine how powerful this could be?
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
If you were sandals with jeans, you can't fight.
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
If you don't sign up for Hard Ready IX, you can't fight.
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
If you work for mixedmartialarts(dot)com, you can't fight. Lol look at this:
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Icy Mike@IcyMikeP·
If you go to @krispykreme today for their birthday "deal" you can't fight.
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