Football Stephanie

@RupertLowe10 @Westy_FTI Halal meat section seems to be continually expanding when I go to supermarkets. Almost always cheaper as well, concerning

If you have seen videos of animals being brutally killed through halal slaughter, you would support banning it too. I won't share them. It is vile. We should not unnecessarily subject our animals to such cruel and barbaric suffering. It is simply not the British way.

@aswren Restigmatise complaining about mild mental health “issues” rather than rewarding it financially, socially, etc.

China achieved record growth by mobilising its peasants, if we are to match them we need to tap our own unused resources & find a way to activate the NEET

@anon_opin Both good options. Let’s not denigrate cauliflower just because leeks and broccoli are also great. There’s many colours in the homo rainbow 🌈

Cauliflower cheese shouldn't be anywhere near a roast. Cauliflower is gross. Replace that with leeks and broccoli in the cheese sauce and have a much better time.

@anon_opin You’re a stupid cunt if you’re causing clingfilm boxes to disintegrate

Buy 20m rolls of Clingfilm. The 75m rolls may seem cheaper overall, but are a false economy. The box disintegrates before you've used half, so you chuck it and buy another. We see you, Big Clingfilm. We fucking see you.

@shm97x Mmm. Same vibes

@FPLFella Fuck him. As a human being I’m indifferent, as a constant disappointment on FPL I’ve taken the repeated points losses personally

Digne available for Thursday

@BigManBakar The lot of them are parasitic cunts, they’ll move their points grabbing bloodsuckers into the next points hole in a few days. No loyalty in FPL to terrible players anymore.

Gutted for Reece captainers. Nothing going their way

@Gashrambler Need an answer here, makes no sense

Why’s the Bernabeu got the bottom seats of the stadium wrapped?!

What a game that was #psgvsrealmadrid, but how can I still not rate Benzema and Mbappe after it?! Make it make sense! xxx

@MuffsyWazza @theindexchef Are you unaware of how twitter works? Bulk of your most recent retweets are #footballindex related. I’m leaving it here as this is helping no-one but check your timeline

@IndexStephanie @theindexchef Have I been retweeting ??? Really do t know what you are talking about!! You have jumped in on somebody else’s Tweet without knowing what’s happened, Clear off ya Dumb Cow, you know nothing…

Now do #footballindex and stop hiding

@fesshole If she can move through the octaves like the Big O does on “In Dreams” then it’s worth it

My middle-aged wife has started piling on the weight and wearing dark sunglasses. It's like being married to Roy Orbison in his twilight years, minus the sideburns.

@MuffsyWazza @theindexchef This is baffling. You’ve been retweeting #footballindex claims of cheating repeatedly and now dismiss it as “all old news”?

@IndexStephanie @theindexchef …and!!! It’s all Old News…

@MuffsyWazza @theindexchef Google “football index scandal” and you’ll see

@theindexchef What are you on about?

@anon_opin It’s not the screens that make it shite, it’s other things…

Piccadilly Circus is shite nowadays. It's just a big fuck-off screen. I've got a big fuck-off screen on my living room wall at home. Even the phone in my pocket has a big fuck-off screen. It was fucking special when it was all neon lights, but now it can just fuck off.

@ChrisHunt20 Filled in the corners at the Valley. That’s major for lower leagues

Stadium Number 70, I’m grateful for the Premier League 🤢 #TheValley

Mmm. Love drugs and love cuddles, good relationship this

Never see this in Covent Garden when I’m at the Royal Opera House

@fesshole Is your ex your ex because you got fat? At least your husband stuck around

My husband has just called me fat. I've just googled an ex-love in retaliation. Just found ex has a good-reads account. I'm going to buy my husband some books my ex recommends and sit smugly as I watch him read them. If I didn't have kids I would get a divorce.

@anon_opin You’re allowed but us fans who trace our support of our club back through multiple generations and have stuck by them through the good and (mostly) bad times are also allowed to think that’s a load of bollocks

You should be allowed to swap and change your football club til you're 16. Kids don't always make the right choice and should be allowed to correct it.