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@Instantkarma98

'Canes, Dolphins, Panthers, Heat ...and Marlins. USAF Veteran and Florida Native

Fort Lauderdale เข้าร่วม Nisan 2010
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Florida Man@Instantkarma98·
@ABC Gang violence. Fixed it for you.
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ABC News@ABC·
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani called the fatal shooting of a baby in Brooklyn by a stray bullet a "devastating reminder" of the work that remains to be done to combat gun violence. abcnews.link/zrx1DZI
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We don't deserve cats 😺
We don't deserve cats 😺@catsareblessing·
My cat thought if he just pretended to be asleep, I wouldn't notice
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Fahad Naim
Fahad Naim@Fahadnaimb·
Picture this: you're half-asleep on a Lufthansa flight when the cabin lights suddenly flip on. Turns out a big orange cat had escaped its carrier and decided to go exploring. Passengers stayed super quiet, flight attendants grabbed flashlights at first, and everyone teamed up to gently catch the fluffy escape artist without freaking it out. In the end, the cat was safe and the whole cabin handled it like pros.
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Eman
Eman@Eman5695·
What's you opinion?
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World's Amazing Things
Researchers Accidentally Win Drone Footage of the Year. A wildlife team in Africa had begun using drones for the first time to study alpha male lions. Because the project required tracking them 24 hours a day, the drones were set on autopilot overnight, with researchers only landing them to swap batteries. The goal was simple: capture the daily rhythms of dominant males patrolling territory, fending off rivals, and surviving the cold. It wasn’t until the very last morning of the study that something unusual caught their eyes. As they checked the live feed before packing up, they saw a small wildcat curled tightly into the mane of the alpha male, fast asleep against his chest. The lion didn’t move, allowing the smaller cat to rest on him as if it belonged there. Back at camp, the team reviewed all the footage and were stunned. Every single night, while the drones flew on autopilot, the wildcat had been curling up with the lion. For days, the king of beasts had quietly shared his warmth with a tiny cousin. When the footage went public, it spread across the world, sparking debates among scientists about survival instincts and tolerance in predators. Soon after, the remarkable images earned the team Drone Footage of the Year.
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Eric Ernerstedt
Eric Ernerstedt@ericernerstedt·
@Fahadnaimb I have HAD IT with these motherfucking CATS on this motherfucking PLANE!
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Florida Man
Florida Man@Instantkarma98·
@GamewithDave Specifically, I miss going once a week and buying a couple of books and magazines
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Dave
Dave@GamewithDave·
People who actually experienced the 1990s: What is something you miss from that decade that just isn't the same today
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Florida Man@Instantkarma98·
@mjarbo You really don’t understand the difference between those characters and woke, DEI type characters.
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Matt Jarbo
Matt Jarbo@mjarbo·
If Sarah Connor and Ellen Ripley were characters in movies today, they would absolutely be attacked for being woke and DEI
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Trash Boat
Trash Boat@DrTrash_Boat·
@physicsgeek What's bizarre is the pride people are taking in watching it, suggesting most PEOPLE didn't see it live is denying your brave service "They wheeled the TV into my classroom therefore every student in the country had that experience too"
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Physics Geek
Physics Geek@physicsgeek·
I know it's been 40 years and some of you were still sperm in your father, but all y'all screeching NO KIDS WATCHED THE CHALLENGER EXPLOSION are not only stupid, you're pig ignorant. 1) A teacher was on board as an astronaut 2) Lot of teachers wheeled TVs into their classrooms so that kids could watch a teacher fly into space. 3) Those kids saw the Challenger explode One of the worst videos I saw was of Christa McAuliffe's (the teacher in question) classroom -with a sub teacher- watching the video as the Challenger exploded.
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CCP IS ASSHOE
CCP IS ASSHOE@CCPISASSH0E·
I could watch this for hours ♥️⚾️
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Florida Man@Instantkarma98·
@SenSchumer Why don’t you go grill some more cheeseburgers, Chuck.
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Chuck Schumer
Chuck Schumer@SenSchumer·
Has there ever been a more rambling, disjointed, and pathetic presidential war speech?  Donald Trump’s actions in Iran will be considered one of the greatest policy blunders in the history of our country, failing to articulate objectives, alienating allies, and ignoring the kitchen table problems Americans are facing.  He is completely unfit to be Commander-in-Chief and the whole world knows it.
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Trump is really struggling to read

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Andrea Junker
Andrea Junker@Strandjunker·
Seems like a good day to remind everyone that Trump’s ex-wife Ivana wasn’t an American citizen until 1988. She gave birth to Don Junior in 1977, Ivanka in 1981, and Eric in 1984. — Let’s cancel their birthright citizenship first.
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Sara Mary ⭐❤️
Sara Mary ⭐❤️@saniyafatma1278·
Can we start the longest running thread of cat pics?
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B10BEY0ND
B10BEY0ND@B1OBEY0ND·
@CollegeFBonX Nope. 2013 Seminoles clear. Destroyed everyone, went undefeated, tougher schedule.
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College Football Zone@CollegeFBonX·
True or False. The 2001 Miami Hurricanes is the greatest college football team ever.
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Husker Ran
Husker Ran@HuskerRan·
@ItsAUThingBlog @CollegeFBonX That 95 Husker offense shredded every defense out there, averaging over 52 pts per game with an average margin of victory of 38 pts. They would have run roughshod over 2001 Miami.
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Florida Man@Instantkarma98·
@HuskerRan @CollegeFBonX Wrong. Larry Coker didn’t believe in blowing teams out (aside from Washington). He sat starters and laid off the gas, after most first halves. See Penn St and Nebraska, for examples.
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Husker Ran
Husker Ran@HuskerRan·
@CollegeFBonX False. And, those citing the number of NFL draft picks, it’s only meaningful if your category is “most NFL draft picks”. It’s an irrelevant argument. In terms of outright dominance, i.e. crushing your competition, then no team can compete with the 95 Huskers.
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Extreme_Center
Extreme_Center@ExtremeCen80240·
@MurrayHillGuy1 No. Separate lives & do your own thing means you two are NOT deeply, passionately, in love. Try it sometime, it’s phenomenal. But the woman determines the depth of the love and that’s the hard part.
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Murray Hill Guy
Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1·
One of the biggest mistakes guys make in a new relationship is going “all in” You disappear from friends, cancel original plans & make her your entire life You think it shows commitment… it actually KILLS attraction. She will slowly lose respect for you and you lose your identity The best relationships? You still have your own separate lives and can do your own thing.
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