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@lady_valor_07 App based delivery driver

Anyone know of a good job for someone who hates people?

@kevin_nealon Sell the metal suitcase those aren't cheap

You can only pick one 1 million dollars in 44 years $5 right now $100 of cheese in a month A $10 gym membership A metal suitcase without cash

@SteveWorth13 @4gottnHistory Moon may have been placed artificially after a major cataclysm that was affecting earth spinning on its axis correctly

@IntranetComedy @4gottnHistory Seeing as you replied. The moon then?

How far back do you think civilization really goes? 🤔

@JebraFaushay I mean like we need a reason to love her even more

Sabrina Carpenter didn’t like a sound someone was making during her performance and now she is being accused of being anti-Arab.

@SteveWorth13 @4gottnHistory But even after Mars was nuked, I think they traveled here to earth and still had another war which melted the ice caps and flooded the entire Earth burying their history in miles of mud

@4gottnHistory Going down this rabbit hole at the moment. Mars seems to be home originally, but we nuked it.

@akafaceUS 1500 investment, get a girlfriend and have her do the deep cleaning then break up with her save $3500

He charged his client $5000 to deep clean their home, and shows what is included!

@1followernodad One of the first down ass bitches in history

Just found out that Take Me Out to the ballgame is actually a song about a woman who loves baseball wanting to go to a game for a date instead of a show??

@CoveredGeekly I wrote a Yahoo review on this movie after I saw it cause I loved it so much It is a banger through and through

Peter Jackson's King Kong, was it a hit or miss?

@HistorylandHQ I think this was an ad for the old UK furniture store Geronimo's, and then at the end they'd say Geronimo's tiny furniture for tiny people

Ozzy Osbourne and Sharon looking very metal in 1985

@KTLA This reminds me of the scene in the mighty gemstones where Kelvin shows up to the sex store and they get really excited because they've never sold so many sex toys in their lives and they are just getting rich off these idiots

#DEVELOPING: An anti-ICE protest unfolding Saturday outside a federal detention facility in downtown Los Angeles is drawing attention as participants are displaying and throwing hundreds of sex toys as part of the demonstration, according to police and social media posts. Photos by @frontlinestpusa and @TaylerUSA. Details: ktla.com/news/local-new…

@WallStreetApes Quaker instant oatmeal does the same shit

This is actually crazy Woman was at Costco buying some blueberry beagles, she looks at the ingredients and is shocked The ingredients say the blueberries are “simulated blueberries” “There's no blueberries in this bagel. They simulated blueberries. Basically just sugar cornstarch corn syrup to make fake blueberries to put in these bagels.” They are completely artificial pieces designed to look, feel, and taste vaguely like blueberries. The label even lists them separately They do this because real blueberries are more expensive, have shorter shelf life and can vary in quality Our good is a science experiment in America Even when you think you’re being healthier, you’re not

@NFL_DovKleiman The guy is probably gonna die at 47 from brain trauma and people don't even want him to enjoy his life? He probably doesn't even know it's his family he just thinks it's some nice people

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: New Falcons QB Tua Tagovailoa is under intense criticism after posting a vlog of his lavish family vacation in the Bahamas. Tua's wife posted that they are currently on a yacht in the Bahamas, living the dream. Tua signed a 4-year, $212.4 million deal with Miami.

@lady_valor_07 If you kill someone while driving drunk, you should be executed as well and if other people die they should take your family members with you

Who can honestly say they have never had a DUI I'll wait

@WallStreetApes I'm willing to suck dick for any more people should be too that's the problem with our economy

Americans are finding its very hard to get a job in today’s job market “I just got denied from Walmart as a cashier. I have a f*cking master's degree, bro. I went to school for 12 years” He says he has applied for roughly 300 entry level positions with a masters degree “I have applied to over 300 companies and I've gotten response back from 11 of them. Why the f*ck do you think I'm applying to Walmart to be a cashier? Because no one is hiring. Why do you even post a job offering? You're not gonna hire anyone or respond.” Current job market data - Roughly 42% of recent college graduates (ages 22–27, bachelor’s or higher) are underemployed - This is also the case of advanced degrees - Right now data says it is not uncommon for job seekers to put in as many as 250 applications before getting a call back This is crazy

@NoContextBrits Freedom

What’s missing from this breakfast?

This is the funniest shit, "why do people dress like shit to go buy the most trashiest Chinese garbage plastic?"

Every single Coleman Domingo SNL sketch last night killed

@ThoughtCrimes80 And people call big smooth annoying, while this chubby piece of shit doesn't even dance or work out

What you mean, “a little snack” before Olive Garden? 👀

@clerpatriot I don't think the economy is necessarily doomed it's just that the wealth gap is growing, especially with Covid the rich got richer and the poor got much poorer There are still a lot of extremely wealthy families that have nothing but money to burn

Someone explain how people are dropping $6-10K like it’s NOTHING on Coachella when the economy’s supposedly DOOMED?! I’m scrolling nonstop and it’s designer fits, VIP, and ppl just flooding the desert …meanwhile Demonrats are screaming “everyone’s BROKE AF in America!” Does that look like a struggling country to you?!

@WallStreetApes Wasn't the problem so bad that they had to create an anonymous tip line just to report these people

There is an ongoing issue in Las Vegas with “ghost cars” “Can someone explain to me why there's so many people in Las Vegas that drive with no license plate? This is every single day. Every single day I see about 20 cars that are driving with no license, no registration” Illegals have been pulled over and caught driving these vehicles without license plates Nevada has some of the highest vehicle registration fees in America so many drivers just opt out of paying