Rob Issel

Trump on National Guard in DC: I never want to take him out of DC. They open the doors for people. They carry bags, they pick up paper.

Holy shit. Donald Trump is fast asleep during today’s meeting. He can’t keep his head up. This is humiliating.

Trump: "The amazing thing is we don't need the Hormuz Strait. We don't need it. We don't need it at all. We have so much oil. Our country is not affected by this."

Trump: This ballroom is going to be something that's so beautiful for the city. The military wanted it more than anybody. It was supposed to be secret, but it became unsecret because of people that are really unpatriotic, saying things.  We're building a triumphal arc, which will be incredible for the city. Incredible. We're fixing up the what was the Kennedy center? I was honored when the board changed the name a little bit. Actually. It shows that the Republican and the Democrats, they worked together.

Trump on Iran: I thought that the oil prices would go up higher. I thought the stock market would go somewhat lower. But it didn't matter to me.

🚨LMAO: Mike Johnson announces Republicans just invented the shiny “America First Award” for Donald Trump before inviting him to the stage. A fake trophy for a fake president who has never won and will never win the Nobel Peace Prize. How pathetic.

Leavitt claims ICE is protecting Americans from "murderers, pedophiles, and rapists"

6:49am: sudden spike in oil futures trading. no news. no announcement. nothing public. 7:05am: trump announces a pause on iran strikes. markets move. someone knew. 16 minutes early. $580 million in contracts. the corruption is staggering.

Leavitt on TSA Lines: The cruelty is the point. They want this chaos. They want to distract from the success of our military totally obliterating the Iranian regime