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@myitalianhell someone sent you a completely unprompted picture of themselves??

Getting an unsolicited selfie is so odd it’s like yep that’s you alright….

i am out of my twitter flow i do not know how to use this app anymore

i’m going to a coyote ugly today and i plan to slip a disc from dancing on a bar

i went to see my favorite ballet today

@PMTobserver you stop

@ItsSensitiveJoy Stop

hey

What do you mean you can do karaoke and eat great food in the building where Abraham Lincoln’s assassination was plotted

calling a woman ornery is flirting, idc what anyone says

@_adamlondon adam

@Trevor_Peck i didn’t know you do that! that’s very cool

@ItsSensitiveJoy As a forensic document examiner....this is absolutely fascinating!!

@CLugoMTG absolutely! i need to try and clean it somehow but have been afraid to (there is a lot of dirt and dust) so they could be helpful to talk to!

@ItsSensitiveJoy yooo i have a friend who is getting their masters in art restoration and i think this might be interesting for them! is it okay if i send this their way and see if they have questions?

@jakeformayor yes! lmao it’s five feet tall

@ItsSensitiveJoy Can we see it? 👀

@KawaiitRiot MAE!!!!

The edited versions are back and are you kidddding me??? They’re so good 😭😭

@citehchris do it you won’t

@MTGCal oh

everybody on my timeline looks like one of these two people

@Skrippy33 she did her job, she deserves a nice retirement

@ItsSensitiveJoy No pls

@EnksTheViking it’s important to have range

@ItsSensitiveJoy The duality of your tweets are hilarious

women catching an attitude because they miss you is a real thing btw

@youjustsalty hope you’re feeling a bit better :/

Woke up at 5 am to feed with my newborn with the worst migraine of my life. Finally had to pass him to my wife after I nearly passed out and vomited.