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@AlternativeMUFC A glimpse of how comms would have sounded if they were around during Fergie days

Up the as the James Blunt jingle falls in to obscurity just as quickly as it arrived it has quickly been replaced with the jolting sound of bagpipes so as we have done with Ruud Carrick and Giggsy in years gone by it's now time to back the new temporary fella in the hot seat because he might only be here for one game but once that whistle blows this evening and we take on the 12 fingered sister shaggers and pick up those big three points then I like many others will be salivating at the prospect of the second half of the season title charge but for now and for one night only we're the haggis munching irn bru swigging Braveheart watching kilt dancing Manchester matchday Reds.

Including press and the likes

@ManUtd @Casemiro He waits until it's a world cup year then pulls his finger out, saved you a click

Ever wondered how @Casemiro stays in top condition? 💪🇧🇷 Here, our midfielder shares his daily gym routine, how he's maintained his elite fitness and much more 👇

@SkySportsNews Blink twice if you're in danger

"I was delighted to sign" Morgan Gibbs-White on his new contract with Nottingham Forest ✍️ (🎥) Nottingham Forest

@DeadlineDayLive @ground_guru The fact they've said source rather than sauce is fucking criminal

📝 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗘: Manchester United have hired Will Carvalho as the Men's First Team Performance Chef. Carvalho leaves Brighton after two seasons at the club. (Source: @ground_guru)

@Taylorjohanson7 Top tier tweet

Please announce him today so I can tweet ‘Had Wirtz Wednesdays’

@JacobsBen @UnitedStandMUFC Thanks, but you know exactly what you were doing

Clarifying here, Fernandes was pitched the project and asked whether he wanted to proceed with formal talks and a binding offer after a week of meetings. This does not mean he has agreed to join yet. Hilal don't have that answer yet. Full context in the first three minutes here... just to avoid any confusion! youtube.com/watch?v=w-LdUr…

"They wanted a yes or no on the project, and from my side, I'm told that on the Fernandes side, they said yes to the project." [@JacobsBen on Al Hilal's talks with Bruno, United Stand YT]

@TomWhite_34 Whoever ends up in the champions league should be embarrassed that they're there

@JB220691 I should have just included United initially seeing as we both seem to be on the same bizarre path this season

I know we’ve been prioritising Europa & rightly so but what we’re serving up in the league is unacceptable. You can’t just completely abandon the league because there’s another cup on offer. Have a bit of fucking pride

Get their mums scrapping next please