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Pep Guardiola: "We have to win every single game..."

Utazipata before August ama Bicep??

Too real

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@_caretaker_1 @ms_mutegi A rare sight 😂😂😂

@ms_mutegi Hio laini ni ya kugawanyisha magari . Moja pande hii ingine pande hii

Current view. Shot on Google pixel.

Small small privileges I get to enjoy by living in the village.

English is just another language not measure of intelligence.

their order:

@BenGonzal @bomboluly 😂😂

@bomboluly Barca is broke🤣🤣umesahau waliuza ata nyasi

Same seats in Kenya. But Kenyans still complain 😭😭

@_rthu_r @ziyaafrica @JayFreaKay @QueenGathoni 😂😂Leo 💀

@ziyaafrica @JayFreaKay @QueenGathoni Form 1 2013???...ata wewe shually 💀😂

"Humu JKUAT kumejaa simanzi tele" "Naaaam, huyu si manzi, yule si manzi, ata yeye si manzi"

@MwendaPreston @nganga2014 @amerix I wasn't born yet 🤯🤯🤯🤯

@nganga2014 @amerix Much respect I was In class 1

In 2002, I bought my Safaricom line. Ksh 2499. I still use it. It came in a metallic tin, with a booklet (a user manual), and a template for the SIM card. It was preset on the Taifa Tariff. Ksh 36 per minute billing during peak, and Ksh 27 per minute billing during off-peak. Per-minute billing means that even if you talk for 32 seconds, you will be charged the per-minute rate. At that time, KENCELL (later CELTEL, then ZAIN and now AIRTEL) was everyone's favourite carrier. Safaricom was struggling to attract subscribers due to KENCELL's awkward commercials that portrayed Safaricom's network as sluggish and chaotic. But, 2 months later, Safaricom reduced the price of its SIM cards to Ksh 99. I almost went mad after spending KSH 2499 just two months earlier. There were massive lines in Safaricom shops in Nairobi and Nakuru. Nakuru, Kenyatta Avenue, next to Merica Hotel, was impassable for 1 week. There was a Safaricom shop there, and later a Samchi Telecom shop. A lot of people had bought phones and kept them at home, especially Motorola T190 and Siemens C35, because they couldn't afford SIM cards or the cost of making calls. A Motorola T190 was selling at KSH 17,999. A Siemens C35 was selling at 11,499. Safaricom immediately began selling locked mobile phones that could be used only with Safaricom SIM cards. Later that year, Kibaki was overwhelmingly elected president, and his regime liberalised the telecommunications industry, and we began advancing in telecommunications technology. We have come from far!

Just introduced the guy behind me to my colon scent. I hope he likes it.

@ndung45235 Na wewe unataka kuwa ndung45235? Not even the number 1 Ndung'u. Wild.

@MeranSays @Onsombiz Hiyo Ni fanta baridiii🥶

Gachagua can't fool me. Every time he says "Rais" it comes out lovingly instead of derogatory.

polisi walinishika nikiwa mgonjwa wakarudi wakapata sickle cell

Mkale Bubu tunaweza muita Kipkwayat

@zimearrest Haujui ni favor amekufanyia juu he had options of running away

“Haiwezi” is an answer to end so many unnecessary convos✌️

The boy is a registered voter ✨✨✨😝