Jason Garramone

Happy to receive an honorable mention for this piece in the @SlackjawHumor challenge. Big thanks to @beaverkairis for taking the time to give me great notes. Congratulations to all the winners and writers who submitted.

Not sure if anyone still posts writing on here, but this is the true story of the worst massage I've ever received. medium.com/bigger-picture…

weeklyhumorist.com/substitute-tea… #WWERaw #wwesmackdown #Wrestling #WWENXT #WWEEvolution #wwe

@AndrewRousso is a comic genius!

Anyone else get the sense sometimes that they're on Fart 'Splosion

Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange.

@DudespostingWs When did McLovin become a real estate agent?

This realtor does “speed tour” videos as his main marketing channel…

Tuesdays are the worst so here is the funniest video of all time

If you like to laugh out loud, watch English Teacher.

@GaTaGED @CatalinaFilm Congratulations, GaTa! Your success is well-deserved.

I won BEST ACTOR tonight at the @catalinafilm festival! Never give up y’all. You can do anything trust Me! People will try anything to slow your dreams down but they can’t stop the power of MANIFESTING!

New A.I. test: if you don't laugh, you're not human.

Love Reductress headlines like this that make me laugh out loud.

@chloebadcliffe Congratulations! Wishing you more continued success.

just tryna make Minnesota proud

I just discovered that there was a movie called "Lone Wolf McQuade" and it's NOT a comedy?!?

I'm not embarrassed to admit how many times I've watched this.

Was Scott Peterson's lawyer the father of the "Dancing Gypsy Kid"? #Netflix #LaciPeterson

Officially a bestseller. Love you all 🙂‍↕️

Robert Pattinson looks old. #teamcoco

This piece I wrote for @PointsinCase is relevant once a year. It must be Groundhog Day. pointsincase.com/articles/forge…

@missmulrooney @mcsweeneys Great piece! Looking forward to reading the rest of your installments.

Excited to have my first Letter to Mom up on @mcsweeneys! Today I spill some secrets to Marge Simpson. We have so much in common (except she got caught). mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-let…