Jatthew Montgomery

@facetedcarapace The fuck on her feet? Toe shoes?

I think people who don't wear bike helmets don't fully understand how fragile the human skull and their brains are. It truly just takes one solid bonk in the right spot to ruin the rest of your life.

@HaterReport She got that dump truck

Knicks fan passed out at the parade, a woman saves his life and bro IMMEDIATELY tries to kiss her 😭💀 INSANE

@MrJerryOC @NYCSanitation Give it a rest, Jer

Lemme know if you need Mr Bing Bong's help. I'm good with a broom 'CAUSE WE SWEEEEEEP BING BONG HANKIE BLEW IT Thank You @NYCSanitation

@MoEgger @Skyline_Chili Hot dog chunks on pizza needs to go

Got a sneak peek at the new @Skyline_Chili on Fountain Square. It’s equipped with a bar, a pizza oven, a merch store, and there are menu items you can’t get at any other Skyline location! It opens Friday and you’ve gotta check it out. #Skylinepartner

@Fischwick Are you upset with the map or what? Confused.

@NoCapCapitalLLC JO on it

Why does this couch in my hotel make me want to engage in nefarious activities

@skydogprincess Gut dump incoming. Hopefully you took care of business before boarding.

morning flight, 5 days of pto, beach with college friends, and dunkin coffee 🍾🍾

@buttersloves911 Butch on the far left needs a drive by thumb jammed up ass

i got dragged to the chud club

@bennett_fitzy Make it a Durango and it’s an absolute wetter

This is a black persons wet dream

@Bobbyboypimp Did you have him sign your cast?

Saw Messi looking for some needle point today at Marshall’s #needlepoint

@TortoiseCosta Them sluts wet

Wednesday Night Drinking Club👍🏻

@Foodacriss How much is them?

The buzz balls and the baby shower cap 😂😂😂😂😂 “Lemme get dat uhhhh, numba 27”

@caitlin_backu I don’t wear basketball shoes

@JatthewSaid lmao 😂 Are you not interested in it ? I’m giving it out for discount price to all my fan before it get lunched in Oct

I’ll take 50 pair

@DaveFreese6 Dude he looks so taat

It’s actually impossible for Carson Beck to look tough

@Missynotasissy Accidental Face reveal in Apple Watch reflection

New nails who dis

@TommyBratch54 Jesus tom you’re cheeks

We have gotten to that point of the round. #Delete

@tigertowntrash Let me see those piggies

Love island UK lunch break 👍

@GarbageHuman24 And busted

She’s 27

@DETdug R u midget?

HS Ex is getting married this weekend to the guy she cheated on me with.

@DaveFreese6 That dude walk in and fuc whatever he want whenever he want

9th??????