Jay Doherty

#StormDarragh I'm sorry but I'm in tears laughing at this 😭 😂

@ReddCinema That is rectangular not square

Food debate : Square or Triangle ?

Sometimes money ain't what it meant to be, now I'm left alone with money but with no fam? Like what am I meant to do wdf was the point 😭 (I swear never end up like me)

Little life advice if 10 people see this please listen, if you have someone you love and maybe not much money hold on to that person, I once had someone and not much money, now I'd trade it all to have them back... Don't be a fool like me

@ihyomeo MF me 2 😳😂👌

i thought this was two people in french fry costumes

@bacchaus351 @centregoals @Telegraph 100% someone going to do it! 😂👌

@JayDoherty43 @centregoals @Telegraph Merson is definitely going to get sacked, live on air.

🚨🚨| JUST IN: Adolf Hütter is understood to be a serious contender if Igor Tudor is sacked as Tottenham coach. ⚪️👔 [@Telegraph]

@krassenstein No harm but how did the driver of the fire truck 1 not see the massive plane coming @500mph 2 how did he not hear Z massive plane coming Sad the loss of live but 100% the driver of the fire trucks fault

BREAKING: New footage of Air Canada flight slamming into the fire truck at at LaGuardia Airport in New York City. Horrible.

@djodjeee_ Don't like anyone to much good chance they gone next episode LOL enjoy definitely a good watch 👌

I don’t like Bran

@WalnutMMA I flew from Ireland, I feel your pain! We all should been given £50 back in the way out the door or at least a few drinks, did you notice during the 2nd round everyone left to go toilet or get drink

Can’t believe I went in person to the worst MVP fight of all time 😭

@MikeMav22 100% I'm 35 now about 4 years ago I started BJJ boxed from a was 6 to 21 so always thought I could fight was never threw about as much it's even a total different level of cardio ye need

I trained with Gordon Ryan in 2019. I got dismantled with pure technique. He could have ripped my limbs off if he wanted to but he used little to no strength. Very eye opening experience.

@BrendanSchaub No you are just retarded.

I smoked the cigar backwards on purpose to make you guys forget about that lame ass London card 😂

@netflix Absolute pile of 💩

CILLIAN. MURPHY. PEAKY BLINDERS: THE IMMORTAL MAN is now playing.

@LastKingsmanMMA Winner of Pitbull v Pico, both be easy for you and might get you a number next to your name 👌

Who would you like to see me fight next?

@SpursOfficial You's would swear yous are fighting for a title 😂

The streets of Tottenham

@KUNDUMATTE @TheChelseaForum Fake ass Chelsea fan

@TheChelseaForum Wishing them success

Though I don't like your club, but for the sake of Connor Gallagher, pls don't lose. 🙏🏻

@TheChelseaForum And you call yourself a Chelsea fan absolute shame on you! Also it's Conor* picture dick riding someone and not even being able to spell his name correctly

@tayeb1810 @TheChelseaForum Exactly my thoughts....

@TheChelseaForum WTF?

@MasonJones1995 😂😂 class tweet lad 🤣 Hard to beat a nice fry up and a pint after a good scrap hope ye enjoyed it ye deserved it lad 👏👌

5am here in London. I’m still led here wide awake absolutely buzzing. Any recommendations for breakfast near Canary Wharf?? Gonna send a photo to my nutritionist to ruin his morning

@frankbrunoboxer Sweets and ps2 games being 3 for £30 on the boxing day sales could have gotten brand new games and everything, now 1 brand new game is like £80

Sweets!!

@_HenryBolton Iran has the right to defend itself, Iran never started this war!

In case your’e wondering, the UK-has: - no exo-atmospheric Anti-Ballistic Missile interceptor system - No layered missile defence architecture - No integrated national system protecting our cities or infrastructure. Our best system is the T45 Destroyer with the Astor/Viper. But it’s primarily a fleet protection asset. The fact is that we and Europe depend heavily on US detection, US interceptor missiles and platforms, and US command architecture. The harsh reality is that capabilities amongst European states, incl. the UK, are very limited and patchy indeed.