Jason Howard

@Canes sweeping this team and never having to hear o Canada again these playoffs would be all the motivation I needed.

@savanah2j Sober?

all I want is to go to Waffle House 😪

@SportsCenter Did the other team accomplish anything??

THE FLYERS HEAD TO THE PLAYOFFS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 6 YEARS‼️ Philly will face off with in-state rival Pittsburgh 🍿

@endofanerajc Viewership would skyrocket

little known secret: it's called sudden death because anyone who loses will be executed on-spot

3 PEOPLE IN SUDDEN DEATH OVERTIME AS OF RIGHT NOW WE DON'T NEED JASON KELCE FOR THE MASTERS IT'S DRAMATIC ENOUGH

@NFCNorthNewss Wittle guy got embarrassed

UNREAL! 🤯🤯🤯 #Vikings QB JJ McCarthy took Kyler Murray to lunch as a sign of good faith between the quarterbacks. Things took a quickly took a turn when the waitress handed Murray crayons, a coloring book, and a kids menu. McCarthy burst out laughing and told Murray he slipped the waitress a 20 dollar bill for her to prank Kyler. Kyler did not find the prank amusing and told JJ “and you wonder why they brought me in here when you act like this” before storming out of the restaurant. Not a good first impression for Minnesota’s two QB’s 😬…

@kenzblackwelder @LSUBasketball @CoachWadeNCSU “Our full of shit leader is back and now cheating is legal”

@LSUBasketball @CoachWadeNCSU “fearless” is probably one of the worst words to describe will wade..

Our Fearless Leader has Returned

@GoodmanHoops The Kunts

We need a name for this trio in Baton Rouge: Will Wade, Lane Kiffin and Kim Mulkey Suggestions?

@joeovies “Keeps Lenovo packed” “Only sells out the stadium” “Blue collar work ethic”

💀

@kenzblackwelder Taken at least 10-15 years off my life already..

@kenzblackwelder Gotta get that blue collar work ethic going

I love Tilda….but she HAS to be more aggressive. she’s 6’6” and could be a straight BEAST.

@AllHands81 @PackMensBball 🐺

@PackMensBball vs. Texas tonight in Dayton. Two #11 seeds, both avg 83 points per game, it’ll be a track meet. These 2 met in Maui back in Nov 2025-Texas won 102-98. Pack revenge! Ball security & hit 3s, Pack move on. Drop🐺 in the comments if you’re riding w/Pack tonight! ✌🏾

@RCorySmith “Pack up and get the fuck out of there, it’s boring” Dave Attell

Alright, y’all. Give me something to do in Dayton. Literally anything. 😅😅

@CaniacChic 2 of their worst games all season against a very bad blues team. Unacceptable

Not surprised. The vibes are off as hell for this game.

@dingoslayerr @jbeachbum40 @StLouisBlues “Winning 1 cup in 58 years of existence is awesome”

@jbeachbum40 @JcHow82 @StLouisBlues "consistently getting swept in the ECF is awesome actually"

In off-ice news, their mascot is handing out sweet potatoes to a row of fans?

@dingoslayerr I guess you just had to be there… oh wait…

@JcHow82 @StLouisBlues idk if i'd call 1 win in 16 ECF games over the past 19 seasons "winning hockey" but go off

@dingoslayerr @StLouisBlues Winning hockey and happy fans.

@StLouisBlues the hell goes on in raleigh

@PackMensBball @HarrisTeeter Great numbers, hopefully they turn into wins very soon…

Harris Teeter Stat Drop Checking in on some of our stats heading into the ACC Tournament @HarrisTeeter

@kenzblackwelder I want Stanford again

@k_on_warlord Refueling our fleet of chargers

What will your job be in the Nі𝗀𝗀е𝗋 Navy?

@dogwoodblooms But who uses jimmy dean when we have neeces?

Just so y’all know: it’s a sin to make sausage gravy without bacon grease.