Jesus Christ

GAME ON

I’m high as a kite. Merry Christmas everybody!

@gavinpurcell Bro, I’ve been trying to organize something like this for years! If you figure this out, send me an invite.

Does anyone else wish there was a version of church without the church? Like a collective people of group you share some interest with & saw every Sunday morning for coffee & doughnut holes and listened to some interesting talk.

WHERE MY PEEPS AT!?

Good night

@nikitabier It’s likely you need better sources

I have heard from a trusted source that the apocalypse is tomorrow.

@AOC You’re not wrong.

Something tells me Jesus would *not* spend millions of dollars on Super Bowl ads to make fascism look benign

I was returning BUT YOU SHOT MY BALLOON!

@arvidkahl You better believe it

My Twitter suggestions sure are... interesting?!

@goldman Sorry about that

Just got a twitter ad for Jesus despite being the canonical Goldman on this app

@iamcardib Been there, done that.

RELAX

Aww shux, you shouldn’t have.

It is finished.

@fortesalatifi You’re still coming to my birthday party tho, right?!

the thing about being chronically ill, especially during the holidays, is that you have to either mask your pain or prove it and both are so, so draining

@SundaeDivine twitter.com/jesus/status/3…

@jesus Is it true you liked Nine Inch Nails before they were even a band?

Casual Sunday reading…

@TheTweetOfGod I broke this news already, Dad. I found the silver in your stache.

Sunday Funday. Got any plans? Don’t say church.

Truth be told

Wow!