Joseph Ebere ⚙️

The world is ignoring the boy child with the pretence of empowering the girl child. There is no mutual exclusivity in the empowerment of both gender. Non should suffer for the other.

@Emarged You guys with such takes are jokers. A Premier League player? Argentina NT player? You need to go watch Nigerian League players play with non-league players in their area during the off-season. The quality disparity eeh Now, imagine a Premier League player among them. Joker!

There’s no skill gap between me and Alejandro Garnacho. If I start training today, by next week I’ll be able to do exactly what he does on the football pitch, which is absolutely nothing.

@Kaypoisson1 He has always been this way. He was the player who cost Barca the win against Atletico.

Dani Olmo is the most selfish player in this current Barca team Just Pass the ball

@OvwomaB B

What time is not a real time? a) 11:59 PM b) 12:59 AM c) 12:55 PM d) 11:55 AM

@Nig_Farmer Say: Cow=A Goat=B Bull=C .'. A+A = 300 2A = 300 A = 150 B+B+B = 150 3B = 150 B = 50 C+B+C = 250 2C + B = 250. 2C + 50 = 250 C = 100 Then; A+B+C = 150 +50+100 = 300 Goat + Cow + Bull = 300

Trivia Questions with NaijaFarmer 🎊🎊 This one is quite easy ooo Let's see how many people can get this correctly. What's the answer to this question? What's the weight of the 3 animals?

@Dat_boy_nino Especially, those old United players turned Pundits. And the good thing was that it was their team that was beaten twice.

My biggest joy is we watched these two go head to head not one's but twice in a freaking ucl finals, because if we didn't the English media would have done everything within their power to tell us pep wouldn't have stood a chance against Fergie and most People would have believed it... Thank God 2009 & 2011 finals happened.

@yabaleftonline I'm not sure about now, but during my time, we did dress really well on JAMB exam day. Most of the candidates on that line are dressed like touts. That's not commendable and shouldn't be encouraged.

Man spotted wearing a suit to write JAMB.

@MooreQuiny @FabianB58246501 @abbas This practice is prevalent at CBT centres when they are running out of time. I wonder why the candidates will bear the brunt of their lack of adequate planning.

@FabianB58246501 @abbas My niece couldn’t finish her exam because they decided to off the computers and asked all students to leave the hall despite having time to complete their work

JAMB Releases Results of 632,788 Candidates from Day One of the 2026 UTME The results of candidates who sat the 2026 UTME on Thursday, 16 April 2026, have been released and are now available for viewing. To check their results, candidates should send UTMERESULT via SMS to 55019 or 66019, using the same phone number (SIM) used during registration. At this stage, candidates may view their results only; printing is not yet available. Candidates are strongly cautioned against manipulating the SMS received from the official platform (55019/66019) to fabricate or alter scores with the intent to mislead others, including parents. Such actions constitute a serious criminal offence. The Board treats such misconduct with the utmost gravity. Currently, two candidates and one parent are in custody for engaging in result falsification using AI and other electronic means. Any candidate found culpable will face the full consequences of the law. The examination is ongoing, and results will continue to be released as they become available. Fabian Benjamin, Ph.D., OrgExpert PCA, JAMB

@AyomahMubarak @I__Am_Him @Kaypoisson1 🤣🤣

@Joeymmes @I__Am_Him @Kaypoisson1 Enemy of Barca show your face you madrista

Ferran Torres and Julian Alvarez both have the same number of goals scored this season but Ferran Torres is a horrible striker according to Barcelona fans

@I__Am_Him @Kaypoisson1 🤣🤣

@Joeymmes @Kaypoisson1 Pls keep that guy far away from barca. I just imagine him and Farren as our strikers next season and i almost ran mad just imagining it

@BonapartaFranck @fcbharrison You're just being emotional

@fcbharrison He is miles ahead of your 2 options. And yes the reason is agents presidents sports directors and the sport business. He is second to Haaland and I might even say he is the best.

There’s a reason he’s in Turkey at the peak of his career.

@AyomahMubarak @Kaypoisson1 Only in your imagination. Guirassy just clocked 30 years last month. Lewa is 37.

@Joeymmes @Kaypoisson1 Guirassy is same age with lewa for God sake

@alexanderlinda_ For context, I believe the service has been suspended until they meet certain conditions for a digital banking license. Since the airtime/data lending comes with a charge, they have been categorised as digital banks and are mandated to obtain the relevant licences.

MTN first, then Airtel cancelling lending and credit services. God knows how much debt they were in for them to cancel it altogether🥹 I hope we can all see the underlying issues. People are getting poorer and poorer and can not afford basic need. Yes, I said what I said, AIRTIME and DATA are NEEDS!!!🙏🏻 In a world where a change in your exam timetable is first shared on WhatsApp group or your next big job opportunity is on LinkedIn, whatever tools you need to access these basics become a NEED. And now people can no longer afford it. We are heading toward a nationwide economic collapse and there would be a corresponding surge in social vices. This place would become a zoo if we give APC and Tinubu another 8years😭 Peter Obi please ARISEEEEEE!!! @PeterObi 🙏🏻

@I__Am_Him @Kaypoisson1 Same Richarlison of Tottenham. He is good. He has great movement and finishes from tight angles.

@Joeymmes @Kaypoisson1 Sha na eye dey pain me or nah richarlison i dey see or another richarlison dey apart from the one i know

@ATL_Madridfan @Kaypoisson1 Sorloth does not offer anything other than goal poaching.

@Kaypoisson1 Sorloth isn't better backup than him?

I don’t think Barcelona should sell Ferran Torres No backup striker in the world has better numbers than him He is also not on astronomical wages

@fiaz1899 His anticipation alertness was totally wrong on that okay. Everyone knew that the ball would be passed to Lookman. Why not slide and put your body on the crossing line?

Pisses me off how Koundé looks like he’s jogging back, and he didn’t give his 100%. Or is Lookman just too quick? I just don’t see the effort from Koundé. 😕

@NealGardner_ Every other person in that least, except Ferran.

Out: Casado Ferran Lewy Christensen Kounde (only if we get good money) Who else?

@Benking443 Stopping her from writing the exam is not the best approach. Someone already lent her a shirt. And, you never said she was unruly.

This girl came to write JAMB in the same center my young sister is writing. She came late. 17yrs in age according to the female security guard. On top of that She wore a very indecent ashawo vibes type of clothe. Breasts everywhere. You can see the pant colour (white). Anyways she was sent out to go and dress well. A guy unbuttoned his shirt and gave her. But her nyash is still everywhere and the security didn't allow her. Nobody to give her skirt or extra shirt to wrap around her waist. She will come back next year and try again. E just dey do me mek I wooz her slap for back head.

@SirThankAlot_ @TouchlineX Noise pollution....

@TouchlineX Bayerns best players kane diaz and olise. Will all be ghosts in the EPL. PSG had to beg other clubs to reschedule just to win a ucl game. So no chance. The PL is far more competitive. Would love to see them play Brentford Bournemouth Sunderland Brighton away.

🚨🗣️ Paul Scholes: "Do you think PSG and Bayern will come and win our league." 🚨🗣️ Roy Keane: "They will be in the mix, definitely." 🚨🗣️ Paul Scholes: "I think they’d win it quite easily." 🚨🗣️ Ian Wright: "The competitive nature of the Premier league, I think both of them would struggle with the amount of games they have to play that are so intense. I still think they'd win."

@tobyasky Two different scenarios, besides Upamecano was very awful over the two legs. He was glaringly playing without confidence, evident in the errors he made. The same Araujo and Cubarsi have locked down Vini on more occasions.

Cubarsi or Araujo will let him enter the box before sliding from the back to get a red card and give away a penalty 😂 Don’t ask me what Kounde will do😭