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@robinmonotti @NASA Look it up, lazy ass. There are only thousands of articles explaining it precisely. Sheesh.

@NASA How do the astronauts survive the Van Allen radiation belts?

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@mrddmia You mean fails to stop. Citizenship was handed out 100 years ago or more by another set of idiot justices. And Americans have allowed it to go on for that century by not invoking an amendment to the constitution to prevent it permanently. So whose fault is it really?

The Supreme Court will torch its legitimacy if/when it hands out birthright citizenship to Chinese birth tourists. No question. And legitimacy is all the Court has. Let’s hope the Republican justices value our nation’s sovereignty more than their own vanity. I’m not hopeful.

@mitchellvii Because bashing our heads against a wall, again, has proven entirely fruitless. Whatever small gains Trump has been able to enact by EO are fleeting and will be revoked day one of Jan. 2029 because Dems are going to crush the GOP after these incompetent and feckless few months.

Can one Republican who's talking about staying home and not voting in the midterms explain to me how that could possibly make things better? I'd really love to hear this.

@st3v3b0b @Noirchick1 Betty Brosmer, pin up girl extraordinaire.

@Noirchick1 This cup has a lot of caffeine 🤠

Coffee with the stars..... who is your morning date?

@JasonLi28894297 @AnnCoulter Also known as, “Being King Charles”

@AnnCoulter He's speaking their language. It's okay that you don't get it, most Westerners don't. You have to understand that when you speak reasonably and with civility to them, all they hear is "I'm a little bitch, and I will cower in fear and let you destroy me".

Our president: “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP”

@dlongenecker1 Ham

Easter Sunday lunch: Lamb or Ham?

@dom_lucre Now do Mohammed. It’s always the Christians they blaspheme and mock. Because they know they won’t be blown up or beheaded like the “Peaceful” Islam.

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Sony has removed the new Jesus simulator game from their stores. Jesus Simulator is a game where you play as Jesus and perform biblical miracles like walking on water and healing the sick all the way to his resurrection.

@liz_churchill10 Unbelievable that he and his father are acting like this. What are they thinking? It’s almost like the same contagion that drives trans ideology.

Prince William preaches that Islam is the ‘Religion of Peace’ that other Faiths must learn from. He’s the same gutless Royal as his father…ditching Christianity while Britain burns under grooming gangs and stabbings. Defender of the Faith? More like Defender of the Invaders.

@ManifestHistory Everything in the Old Testament prepares you for the New. Why fast forward to the end of the movie? Don’t skip it simply because you find it boring or difficult. You’ll be glad you did in the end.

I’ve finally decided to read the entire bible. So far, I’ve read Genesis and Exodus. I’m obviously really interested in reading the Gospels and New Testament. I’m debating skipping ahead to the Gospels. What do you recommend I do: Read the bible from front to back or skip ahead and read the Gospels (or entire New Testament) and then go back to the Old Testament.

@JebraFaushay 😂The boys are all individualists and the girls are a clique. Nothing new there.

A Russian teacher conducted this little experiment to show the difference between boys and girls at the same age.

@PatriciaHeaton Truly, He is Risen. 🥰

Happy Easter! He is Risen!

@marklevinshow Well he isn’t exactly helping our cause in that regard is he? Dems get funding bills, and won’t get the Save Act passed. He’s got a war going that a majority aren’t too happy with or are tiring of now. Prices are still up. Cabinet shakeups. Dems will takeover and it’s game over.

The Democrats are telling us, repeatedly, that if they win the House, they will impeach the president and conduct a reign of terror against all who work for him, all who have worked for him, and do everything possible to cripple his presidency. Now, what are we going to do about that and how are we going to prepare to confront this?  I don't expect on-the-spot immediate answers, but I do not think we should roll over and play dead as they burn down the country either.

@WallStreetMav Won’t matter once the Democrats take over in 2028 and pack the court. We’re finished without constitutional amendments, which also will never happen.

If Clarence Thomas or Samuel Alito retire in Trump’s term, keep the Federalist Society away from any decision making about their replacements. They gave us Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh who are shaping up to be more like John Roberts than Thomas and Alito. I want Mike Lee, Ron DeSantis, and Andrew Bailey in charge of the search committee for replacements. They would make sure the most lethal, right-wing, conservative justices are picked, more conservative than even Thomas and Alito, if that’s even possible. If we replace Thomas and Alito with more Barrett’s, we’re handing the Supreme Court over to the Democrats. Trump’s first 3 picks don’t have what it takes to defend the Constitution and save the country. His next 2 (if he gets those picks) MUST. Follow: @WallStreetMav

@Geiger_Capital And yet somehow we’re all supposed to believe that removing that, and replacing it with a multicolored hodgepodge of competing priorities, values, intellects and allegiances, is supposed to be superior for a well-adjusted, trusting civil society? In what way? Ridiculous.

The Red Sox simply posted a video of Boston in 1950, and it’s immediately one of the most radicalizing things you’ve ever seen.

@catturd2 "Carry"

URGENT: Reports of sleeper cells being activated. Stay vigilant, be aware of your surroundings, and report suspicious activity to authorities. Avoid crowded spaces like hospitals and urgent care. Ensure your family is prepared.

@jbendery As always, it's about intention. Catholics can certainly go so long as it is not a substitute for their own Mass, and they do not actively participate in a way that is contrary to the Catholic faith. This event is not saying Catholics can't come, just that it's not a "Mass".

NEW: The Pentagon today invited more than 3,500 employees to attend a Good Friday service at its in-house chapel. Except it’s only for Protestants, not Catholics. huffpost.com/entry/news-liv…

@PicturesFoIder Monty Python would have had the delivery truck come out of nowhere and knock him off the street.

This is why I don't fight with strangers 😅

@ksorbs Why is he still conscious, and still has his teeth?

Pakistani man caught attempting to rápe 13-year-old British girl. His defense: "I couldn't control myself, she is very attractive. I was overwhelmed.” He says it so casually.

@liz_churchill10 Still looks like the crowd is majority black. Yeah, they might be Christian, but Great Britain is done either way.

“This is a CHRISTIAN Country” TODAY in London, a massive live screening is airing with the Passion of the Christ Movie Event. Trafalgar Square just got SWAMPED by thousands on Good Friday. They’re TAKING THEIR COUNTRY BACK from the Godless Communists.

@dom_lucre [she was able remove a record breaking 27 balls with her tongue in just 60 seconds] - This all you need to know.

🔥🚨BREAKING: Annika Irmler has set the Guinness World record for removing the most table tennis balls from cocktail glasses with the tongue in one minute, she was able remove a record breaking 27 balls with her tongue in just 60 seconds.