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@ShipMyMoneyDFS Injury analytics is for nerds! Real men just play through the pain Adam don’t be a pussy

@Johnnyp135DFS And in this case the business decision also aligns with what is best for the team anyway

Hot take: you shouldn’t want your best players busting it down the line on routine ground balls to Major League infielders (Maybe at least keep your head up so you can see when there’s an error though)

@TheMagaHulk @nypost Have you considered he destroyed himself by being an absolute piece of shit?

@nypost It's wild that the wife would leak text messages that destroy the livelihood of her children's father. She essentially ensured she won't be getting alimony and the child support will be greatly reduced. Her goal was to destroy the man rather than help her kids.

Racist state trooper resigns in disgrace after wife reveals shocking 'white supremacist' messages in divorce filings trib.al/ecpaRtB

Seems like only yesterday that Kalish was saying DraftKings doesn’t limit like this lmao

Already included this in a futures parlay in the discord but I’m calling the under is -185 by tomorrow

@Johnnyp135DFS Iran and Aliens as of now have done the trick

Republicans abandoning candidates who want to investigate the Epstein files will never stop being WILD

@ShipMyMoneyDFS @JustinMacmahan Ya people been saying “be safe” or “be easy” in Maryland since I was in High School

@JustinMacmahan I thought this was just a Baltimore thing bc ya know Baltimore

My least favorite thing that stuck around from Covid is people saying “be safe” in place of something normal like “have a nice day”

@eomrules 😂

@Johnnyp135DFS 😂😂😂😂 absolutely nothing going on here

@UnderdogNBA OKC dynasty over already?

@bushkl @JessicaHuseman No… it happened multiple different years. That’s how much he sucks

@JessicaHuseman I thought there was a joke here. Only to read the entire thing and realize the joke was on me. They don’t even have the same story, they just know there was a cake and they didn’t get any. Seriously?

My favorite weird Ken Paxton story: H-E-B donated a Christmas cake for his office to share. Paxton allegedly claimed it was for his birthday, then walked out carrying the cake box. He stole cake from his own staff. apnews.com/article/texas-…

@ShipMyMoneyDFS What’s amazing is that no matter what the actual deal says, the Trump cult will just automatically say “it’s better than obama’s! Winning!” (It sounds like it definitely isn’t better tho)

Nonzero chance Iran now owns the United States

@Andrewtellsyou @ShipMyMoneyDFS The only thing worse than a teacher is a burner account with a dog pfp

@Johnnyp135DFS @ShipMyMoneyDFS Those who can do, those who can’t, teach.

The red flag with Dart isn’t even that he supports Trump. He’s a rich white kid that went to Ole Miss. It was assumed. It’s that he either wasn’t smart enough to realize this was a PR mistake or he’s too arrogant/proud of it to care

@Johnnyp135DFS Skattebo at least has obvious reasons for his

Always said May was the best month for betting (so far)

@SammyReidFI @DavisMattek >50% of our country is illiterate - I think you’re onto something Sammy

@DavisMattek Have you considered that they are illiterate and thus your tweet is actually ableist

Something that bums me out if all of these “RETVRN” Chuds are so poorly read and understand nothing about history They haven’t read the Stoics, Plato, Aristotle, the Bible, or anything really. The whole belief system is based off of, I assume, TikTok’s of what they THINK is in the Iliad and Odyssey. All of the people complaining about WOKE in the odyssey don’t understand they are really complaining about the difference of a pre and post Jesus Christ era of the world which is also really a pre and post platonic world. I read this absolute bullshit and I just cannot fathom if you care this much about the ancient world why wouldn’t you just READ

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