Jonathan bowder

@paddypower 😂 I’ll bite…..Darren Bent in 2009 after ‘arry’s ‘’Sandra could have scored that’ comment. Admittedly, slim pickings since then!

Granit Xhaka informs Bayer Leverkusen 'he only wants to join Sunderland'. Has to be false. No player in the history of football has ever said they 'only want Sunderland'.

@WTFSunlunPod Nah…..Kiefer moore’s assist to Tommy Watson was way better.

@Mikeapolis @NadalistheGOAT_ @FabrizioRomano @sachatavolieri ‘6 pointers’ against Spurs, Brantford and Leeds.

@NadalistheGOAT_ @FabrizioRomano @sachatavolieri Park the bus for these 😂 till they get home

🚨🔴⚪️ Chemsedine Talbi to Sunderland, here we go! Medical right now for the Moroccan winger at #SAFC. Deal agreed with Club Brugge for €23m package, add-ons included. Documents being exchanged. All set for announcement soon, deal in place as @sachatavolieri reported.

@NadalistheGOAT_ @FabrizioRomano @sachatavolieri He’s represented Belgium thus far so 🤞

@FabrizioRomano @sachatavolieri Wow, Sunderland are moving crazy!! The only worry I have for them is AFCON. They've signed quite a few players from Africa so far and will lose them for a few weeks this winter in what is likely to be a relegation battle

@jimmyskinback This is starting to feel like…..

Right, I’m gonna stick my neck on the line here. I’ll normally only ever put stuff out there that I know are facts/ definitely happening but.. the club are certain Petrovic signs & are really confident on Mikautadze happening. Both players very keen Don’t shoot the messenger 💥

@SAFCsource This is starting to feel like…..

Roma would prefer Georges Mikuatadze as they look for a striker but 'negotiations are underway between Sunderland and Lyon for the Georgian international'. #SAFC corrieredellosport.it/news/calcio/ca…

@neilTheMagpie The radgee sausage on the fork has also turned us down.

Breaking news. Mr Baxter, PE teacher from Grange Hill turns down the #SAFC managers job! #nufc

@secondtierpod Jack Clarke, Dan Neil, Anthony Patterson

Name a current Championship player who will go onto play for England👇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤩

@ArmchairCopelrd @ashtoncirillo @ArmchairCopelrd when are we getting your (post Sevastopol) take on samurai tai’s expert analysis on 🇷🇺 degrading ukraine’s storm shadow capability?! 😂

@ashtoncirillo I like to imagine his questions in his own defence took the form of a 67 slide PowerPoint deck full of obvious, 3rd grade level rhetorical traps, asking whether you are "Ignorant or Evil?"

Update on the Gonzalo Lira case from Kharkiv, Ukraine. I met him today. We spoke at length. More below.

@russophileLs Then a month later, he was saying it had “all an been an ingenious feint” 😂

1 year anniversary

@adamguest @Phil__Smith He’s our very own Ted Lasso isn’t he?!

TM: "I genuinely don't think 'oh god, it's 1-1' when they get a penalty. I genuinely think he's probably going to save it. Amazing save, and excellent again in the way he came for all those long, high balls." #SAFC

@nocontextfooty Early footage of Dave Nugent?

@NOELreports telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202…

@NOELreports I certainly hope so BUT cops are now creating traffic jams in traditional Lula strong holds to stop people getting to the polls. And JB has said that he won’t recognise the result. Where have we heard that before? 🙄 he really is the Trump of the Tropics.

With almost 68% votes counted, #Lula took over #Bolsonare as expected and is now leading. Lula will win this election.

@JayinKyiv “Look what air defence doing!” 😉 👏 👏 💪 💪 🎯

What a day for Ukrainian Air Defense. 25 Kamikaze Drones 6 Cruise Missles 1 Helicopter

@IAPonomarenko Great piece and I love how you get in a vintage Metallica track as well! James, Kirk and Lars approve.

My latest: “As Russia continues with its slow but steady advance in Ukraine’s eastern region of Donbas, Ukraine’s military is working to undermine Russia’s overwhelming artillery power and disrupt its logistics deep in occupied territories.” kyivindependent.com/national/1234

@NexusIntel1 @con_punk Thank you for everything that you did to expose this fraudulent account.

@con_punk @CanadianUkrain1 Thank you for all of your incredibly detailed sleuthing.

It looks like @CanadianUkrain1 has deleted his account. Having fallen in Twitter battle. Steve, Mike, and the rest of the gang are now on their way to Valhalla…British Columbia 🤣

@JHunterChron Lionel’s in roughly the same position as he was for Charlton’s fourth.

Ex-#SAFC man Lionel Perez is here today. He’s been inducted into the Cambridge United Hall of Fame this week

@sarahcpr 🤣🤣👏👏👏

Plot twist: Joe Biden is Q