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הצטרפו אלי לשעשועון היומי: מעניין את מי הממשלה תאשים היום בכשלונות שלה? 🤔

@TLVCommunity @david_nasi @mikestefaniuk @CloudNativeIL @DevOpsDaysTLV @shar1z @ServerlessTLV @nocoot It's so nice to be asked what features you want to see ❤️

Our #AWS PM Powerhouses event kicks off - getting started with @david_nasi Head of AWS Lambda & @mikestefaniuk Principal Product Manager for EKS talking about what's coming next on the roadmap. #TLVCommunity #CloudNativeIL #ServerlessTLV

אנחנו צריכים את עזרתכם לבניית מאגר בדיחות האבא למתכנתים! אם זה יהיה מספיק אבהי זה יוזכר מעל במה בכנס קרוב עם קרדיט! github.com/gilzellner/cli…

In late 2021, Hamas held a conference on what they would do after conquering Israel. They discussed water, sewage, currency, and making a directory of property to confiscate. They plan not to let talented Jews leave and make them work for the state. The ceasefire crowd doesn't get it. Israel has an actual enemy. It's not the enemy you wish they had. It's not people who can be reasoned into living in peace with a Jewish state. Hamas is actually serious about slaughtering the Jews and taking all their land. This article suggests they're "crazy" for making these plans. I don't think that's true at all. If Israel fought the war the way that the international community wished it would, it would be destroyed in the long run. It's unfortunate the West does not understand this. But I'm confident Israel will win because it has no other choice. It faces a dark and bitter reality, and can't afford the delusions of the rest of the world.

@shar1z @DevOpsDaysTLV @Heathenaspargus @burdandrei @jphess2 @lightpriest @cherkaskyb @Hilafish1 @ZenouJohn @talkimhi @erikzaadi As always a pleasure ❤️

We may not have had a conf this year - but we had our much-needed annual BBQ. MISSED YOU BEAUTIFUL @DevOpsDaysTLV PEOPLE!! Thanks for an amazing night - @Heathenaspargus >> you are still the Pit Master & huge thanks Anna for hosting!! ❤️🙏🏽❤️

@nukemberg @nivctl יכול להיות גרוע יותר, אם בונים מערכת יחסים ב-cloudformation

@nivctl פחד אלוהים מישהי שתעשה לי ריבוט או הוט פאטץ' כי אני לא מתפקד הכי טוב היום 😵‍💫 אני כבר רואה איך אני מגיע לטיפול זוגי בוכה למטפלת ש yaml זו לא דרך לתקשר

יתרונות בלצאת עם מישהו/י שיש להם סביבת פרודקשן שהם אחראים עליה? אני אתחיל- הם לא יוזר באופי

@nivctl אני לגמרי רואה אותך קוראת לילדה שלך סול 😄

שיחה שלגמרי הייתה יכולה לקרות אם הייתה לי בת: ״אמא למה תמיד יש פיצות במיטאפים טכנולוגיים?״ - ״שאלה טובה סולאריס חכמה שלי! זה לזכר הימים שהיינו קונים שרתי U1 והיינו קוראים להם פיצות בגלל שהם היו בעובי של מגש!״

@advancedelon @benjamin_bdj @rationalwalk Why?

@benjamin_bdj @rationalwalk Non of us should ever say “MY PEOPLE”.

I am black, and a Jew, and I say that Claudine Gay must resign from Harvard University. Genocidal calls against my people — any of my people — are reprehensible in all circumstances. Some people claim that Claudine Gay is being mistreated because she is black. That is bullshit.

Please bear witness. #DontLookAway This story is personal. A few days ago, our murdered friend Sefi Genis' wife Meital received a phone call. Alina, considered a medical miracle, awoke in hospital and the first person she called was Sefi's wife to tell the story of his final moments. Alina was the SOLE SURVIVOR from a roadside reinforced bunker (these exist in all of the south because of the incessant rocket fire from Gaza). They all arrived at the bunker, Sefi Genis and Gal Navon both with shrapnel injuries from a rocket that landed near their vehicle, and prevented their escape. They hunkered down shaken and tense. They started to hear hordes of terrorists coming their way by foot and pickup truck, and understood they were executing everyone in the roadside bunkers systematically, from point blank range. Fearlessly as they heard the terrorists approaching they decided they won't be going to their slaughter without a fight, and exited the bunker to try and save those inside and tackled the terrorists with their bare hands. They fought the first couple off, until they were both shot at point blank range and killed. The terrorists then threw two grenades into the bunker to "cleanse it" and moved on. Alina miraculously survived this nightmare. She said she owes them her life and she will bear witness to their tale of heroism. We will miss you forever Sefi & Gal, our heroes. One who saves a single life, it's as if they saved an entire world.

@hasanalnaqour @jacksonhinklle So thats why hamas kills muslim Bedouins as well? #HamasisISIS

@jacksonhinklle True she doesn’t work there

🇮🇱🇵🇸 Israeli Mossad BOT EXPOSED! 🚨 An account claiming to work for Al Jazeera was plastering social media stating that Al Jazeera was lying & that Hamas bombed the Gaza Baptist Hospital. ❌ Only problem? The account is fake and no one named “Farida Khan” works at Al Jazeera…

@AI_Pakiatan @jacksonhinklle On Saturday hamas killed 600 Israelis

@suhaichemistry @jacksonhinklle They are allowed The ones who are npt allowed to go in is the red cross to see the kidnapped civilians

@jacksonhinklle Israeli authorities should allow foreign journalists & international war crimes investigators into Gaza to see for themselves; to gather evidence at the scene; to interview eyewitnesses.

@imu07280300033 @CNN The iron dome cant do anything about armed hamas intruders in neighborhoods shooting people

Israel Defense Forces declare "state of war alert" after Hamas militant infiltration and deadly rocket attack. Follow live updates. cnn.it/48IxTwH

🥳 AGENDA ANNOUNCED >> With 36 Hours Left on Early Bird Tix ⏳...GO GO GO! 🤯 rtfmp.lease/devopsdays-202… Join us for an EPIC 10 Year Anniversary for @devopsdaystlv alongside excellent @cloudnativeIL and @statscraft tracks! tlvcommunity.dev/devopsdays/age… #tlvcommunity #devopsdays

YES super exciting! Check out my post on some excellent #OSS version control tools for gaming devs and a 🔥new cloud native SCM right out of the @TLVCommunity >> @diversion_hq Lessons learned from #GDC23 >> there is no doubt the gaming world needs a hard reset with SCM tooling

📣📣 Venue change 📣📣 So who's coming?

All zombie processes and spooktastic talks are welcome! Lets practice fear of the prodarktion incidents together in #DevOpsDays 🧛‍♀️👻

Woot woot! Best time if the year is when DOD CFP opens 🥳

@aantn yes - did you manage to get threaded resolve alert similar to the way grafana cloud has? is that a part of your data enrichment?

Questions?

We wrote a ChatGPT bot to solve your Kubernetes issues. Alerts arrive by Prometheus webhook. ChatGPT speaks. Results go to your alerting channel in Slack. github.com/robusta-dev/ku…